My epitaph

[anthrobabe]

LAST POST

[Pachyderm]

Stranger tread
This ground with gravity.
Dentist Brown
Is filling his last cavity.

Edinburgh, Scotland

On John Yeast:
Here lies
Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me
For not rising.

Ruidoso, New Mexico


Sacred to the memory of
Major James Brush
Royal Artillery, who was killed
by the accidental discharge of
a pistol by his orderly, 14th April 1831.

Well done, good and faithful servant.



In a cemetery in England:

Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I,
As I am now, so shall you be,
Remember this and follow me.

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:

To follow you I'll not consent,
Until I know which way you went.

[pieces o nine]

(Albany, New York)

Harry Edsel Smith
Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.

[Pachyderm]

A nice black granite monolith, the HOT symbol in the corner, with the words:

Here lie the mortal remains of

Andrew Taylor
(insert dates)

Toadfish. Elephant. Pirate


The confusion would be priceless to watch.

OR (just thought of it)

The Sibling Below Me

is testing Intelligent Design

[anthrobabe]

OH! Ok, I get it now.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The Sibling Below Me

is testing Intelligent Design

That gives a completely new meaning to TSBM thread!