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Started by anthrobabe, September 15, 2007, 04:02:38 PM

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anthrobabe

#15
October 17, 2007, 01:52:02 PM
to really mess with people

Help! It's dark, I'm cold and wet. Does anyone have a shovel.

or

Hey could someone turn up the A/C- it's really getting hot all of the sudden.


yes I am  :devil2: :clink:
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Opsa

#16
October 17, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Would you mind not standing on my chest? It's hard enough to breathe as it is.

beagle

#17
October 18, 2007, 07:45:42 AM
"later, dude"

The angels have the phone box

Swatopluk

#18
October 19, 2007, 10:11:44 AM
The Doctor is IN
(for academic corpses)
Insert stake 2'3'' from headstone
How dare you walking over me?
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

anthrobabe

#19
October 19, 2007, 05:50:06 PM
The money for the pizza is under the flowers.
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Swatopluk

#20
October 19, 2007, 10:12:09 PM
Could you leave a bit of fresh brain? Too lazy to hunt today.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Scriblerus the Philosophe

#21
October 19, 2007, 11:29:57 PM
"Shit! She's dead!"

Or

"Awww, Sad Face."
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Griffin NoName

#22
October 20, 2007, 01:17:45 AM
In my next life, I'm coming back as YOU !!
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

anthrobabe

#23
December 22, 2007, 01:31:38 PM
to really mess with someone

pizza delivery- pre arranged
real money under some flowers

"Then money is under the _____ flowers, leave the pie and have a nice day"

of course that would only work once....

Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Sibling Lambicus the Toluous

#24
December 27, 2007, 03:33:01 PM
Quote from: anthrobabe on December 22, 2007, 01:31:38 PM
of course that would only work once....
Not if there was a still-living person to help out.

I like this as an epitaph:

It seemed like a good idea at the time

anthrobabe

#25
December 27, 2007, 07:34:49 PM
I just realized that I posted about the pizza twice- ok so I have pizza on the brain(moral of the story- the original one- when one finds themselves in a farmhouse with a lot of dead brain eaters and is obviously the last one left alive--- HIDE! because the rescuers will be along to shoot you shortly!)

and about the it seemd like a good idea

you know that all good redneck/southern stories begin with

"Hey! Y'all watch this."

so that would be a good one as well.
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

goat starer

#26
December 30, 2007, 12:03:46 AM
my goodness. was that it it? i expected something more spectacular
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Comrade Goatvara
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"And the Goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a Land not inhabited"

Sibling Chatty

#27
December 30, 2007, 12:49:59 AM
I told 'em to bury me face down
So y'all just go ahead and kiss the ground.
My ass is down here somewhere... :mrgreen:

And I want the Mr. Green, too.
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Scriblerus the Philosophe

#28
December 30, 2007, 01:29:28 AM
Somehow, I can see you doing that.


"Kilroy was here!"
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Aphos

#29
December 30, 2007, 02:09:53 AM
Quote from: Sibling Chatty on December 30, 2007, 12:49:59 AM
I told 'em to bury me face down
So y'all just go ahead and kiss the ground.
My ass is down here somewhere... :mrgreen:

And I want the Mr. Green, too.

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

What do you mean, "Don't touch..."?
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