Competition Results

[anthrobabe]

I'm pretty sure the Big Bang started with 5 or 6 McDonalds fries (back when they had lard in them) that were dropped and forgotten in the floorboard of a 1967 Dodge Dart parked outside of Duluth Minesota where they, over the long ,cold, and snowed in winter(really in some parts of MN forget where the car is and then the plows come through and you don't see it again until spring) becasme sentient and in an attempt to start a fire to keep warm started a chain reaction between the leaded gasoline and the ethylene glycol(antifreeze component) that went well--- bang

[Griffin NoName]

  ***** Latest Competition Results *****


In the "Having exactly 20 replies on December 31, 2007, at precisely 06:48:54 PM, to the thread you started" Competition, Scriblerus the Philosophe has romped home with a convincing win.

Well done.

For extra marks, name the thread. (no peeping at the forum).

[anthrobabe]

but Griffin peeking is half the fun
pleeeeese can we peek
can we?
can we?

whyyyyy noooot ? 

Oh it's no fair

(sorry- just channeling my daughter this lovely first day of the year--- life is so unfair to teenagers- and the meanie parents don't help)
PS the question was-- "Can I go to _________ insert name of booze fueled mixed adult (we're talking nasty old men included) and teenager 'event' here with _______, _________, and _________? inserts names of clueless friends here- now add totally smegging "I'm fooling mommy the poor dummy" smile here and then follow with poor old mummy saying "Not on your life." And let the stomping throught the house begin (and it is really funny when she stomps about now as we've moved and the floors are hardwood and the house is elderly so it makes a lovely shaking and rattling now!)

Oh the mother who hosted said event did send out invitations to the teenagers (well her daughter did anyway) and the mother was sure to add a note that the teens would not be allowed to drink and that they would be supervised by adults at all times --- yes her nasty gross dirty old friends that she picks up who knows where and does who knows what with-- righto I'm letting them supervise my daughter. Sorry the woman has issues- she needs help- she is very probably a meth addict-over the last year she's started to really look the part.

Oh wow
sorry

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Competition ? What competition ?

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Actually, that competition closes tonight at midnight pacific time. 
Moreover, my friend Laura (being the only entrant as of 10am this morning) is winning.