March 14th Steak and a BJ day

[anthrobabe]

Ok, supposedly this began somewhere else but it is rampant on Facebook right now. And if you want to  just read the wall posts.

It is a response to the 'ladies' holiday of Valentines Day-- it's Steak and a BJ day for the guys and it's on March 14th.

Hey it's all about spreading the love
and a hummer!

(and yes vegetarians are welcome--      both the non-meat eating kind and the ones who don't like boys kind!

Life is too short to be serious all the time   

[Bluenose]

What is a BJ?

[beagle]

Isn't it what American presidents have when they're not having sexual relations with women? Or is that something to do with cigars?
The Telegraph was a bit vague on the details.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

What is a BJ?

A bride-to-be came to me and asked me this question: "Father, what is the Church's attitude to fellatio?"

I said, "I would like to tell you, but unfortunately I don't know what fellatio is."

So she showed me.

From that day, whenever a young bride-to-be asks me that question, I always reply, "I would like to tell you, but unfortunately I don't know what fellatio is."

[beagle]

The important thing is not to get it confused with Fidelio in conversation. Can lead to embarrassment, and possibly disappointment.

The real question though is this. Was Bluenose being ironic, or are Aussie ex-sailors so pure in word, thought and deed as to be totally mystified by the concept?

[Aphos]

Steak AND a BJ.  Two of a guy's favorite things.

[beagle]

Make the most of it. You'll probably never be able to go to that restaurant again.

[Aphos]

Make the most of it. You'll probably never be able to go to that restaurant again.

[Aggie]

Heh, why isn't Valentine's for men too?  I got steak and crabs this month.

[Griffin NoName]

Heh, why isn't Valentine's for men too?  I got steak and crabs this month.

  crabs is why


What happens if a BJ gets confused with PJs ?

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I'm down for the steak part (although I may opt for no meat), but seeing as I'll be with a bunch of nerdy, drugged debaters, I think I'll pass on the BJ (you have no idea how many drugs are at college debate tournaments. Nooo idea.).

[anthrobabe]

I just thought it was hilarious--- the guys comments are always the best.

it almost fits into the old ditty:
shave and a haircut
2 bits

steak and a blow job
Hell Yes!

or something like that---- now some of you, for the rest of today, will try and make that fit and rhyme and work.....

have fun

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Yum ...steak and blueberry jam !

[Aphos]

Yum ...steak and blueberry jam !

...with blueberry jam???  Sounds messy.

[Aggie]

What happens if a BJ gets confused with PJs ?

Well, it's also White Day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_day) and white lingerie is apparently acceptable.

And it's also Pi Day, and Einstein's birthday.  Busy!

[pieces o nine]

Well, HOT dujes, I'll give you this part. But yer on yer own from here...

[Aphos]

Just a suggestion...don't post any pictures of the other half of Steak and a BJ Day.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

It's March 14...

I'm waiting for my steak...

And where's the BJ?


Can we postpone this celebration? My girlfriend is out of town... :-D

[anthrobabe]

It's March 14...

I'm waiting for my steak...

And where's the BJ?


Can we postpone this celebration? My girlfriend is out of town... :-D

Happy March 14th everyone and celebrate love everyday!

[Aggie]

So, who brought Pi(e)?

[anthrobabe]

ok who want's blueberry?
or peach cobbler maybe......

are we doing ice cream as well?

[Bruder Cuzzen]

I'll have the steak and browned jambalaya please , tank ye .

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

I thought it was Beer an' Jerky.

Seemed kinda redundant, what with the Steak an' all.

[Darlica]

*naughty girl mode*
Do you have to have a special day for this?

*end/naughty girl mode*

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

*naughty girl mode*
Do you have to have a special day for this?

*end/naughty girl mode*

For some folk, yes.

I'm reminded of the story about a newlywed wife who insisted on some rubber gloves for the honeymoon. "In case I have to touch the nasty thing"....

[anthrobabe]

*naughty girl mode*
Do you have to have a special day for this?

*end/naughty girl mode*

For some folk, yes.

I'm reminded of the story about a newlywed wife who insisted on some rubber gloves for the honeymoon. "In case I have to touch the nasty thing"....

[Sibling Chatty]

So, who brought Pi(e)?

http://members.tripod.com/humming46/index-14a.html

http://www.londononline.co.uk/profiles/16311/

http://www.whittierdailynews.com/taste/ci_8396946

So far, nothing in Canada.

http://www.grouprecipes.com/20484/boysenberry-jam-pie.html

[Pachyderm]

I had a steak pie for dinner. Unfortunately, Andy isn't my type.

[Aphos]

Where's my blackberry jam?

[beagle]

I'm not sure you're his type either.

[Pachyderm]

Didn't take any chances. Haven't told him about March 14th, just in case....

[beagle]

Actually I was thinking of Aphos, but I suspect he was replying to an earlier post.

[Aphos]

Actually I was thinking of Aphos, but I suspect he was replying to an earlier post.

I was just hoping some nice woman would give me some blackberry jam.

[Aggie]

So far, nothing in Canada.

Actually, in contrast to the US, there's rather more news articles about politicians getting pie from women than getting BJ's. 

http://www.940news.com/nouvelles.php?cat=23&id=70904
http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Alberta/2008/02/16/4852458.html

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

30 days in jail for a pie? Gimme a break!

Of course politicians need protection against the displeasure from their constituents!