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March 14th Steak and a BJ day

Started by anthrobabe, February 21, 2008, 02:57:15 PM

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Will you be attending Steak and a BJ day on March 14th?

There is a God! I'm converted!
You nasty people-what are you thinking?
What's a BJ?
Steak, Steak, Steak, Steak
Can we have dessert first?
What??????
Will there be mouthwash available...

anthrobabe

Ok, supposedly this began somewhere else but it is rampant on Facebook right now. And if you want to  :ROFL: just read the wall posts.

It is a response to the 'ladies' holiday of Valentines Day-- it's Steak and a BJ day for the guys and it's on March 14th.

Hey it's all about spreading the love
and a hummer!

(and yes vegetarians are welcome-- ;)     both the non-meat eating kind and the ones who don't like boys kind!

Life is too short to be serious all the time    :YaY: :woohoo: :YaY:
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Bluenose

Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

beagle

Isn't it what American presidents have when they're not having sexual relations with women? Or is that something to do with cigars?
The Telegraph was a bit vague on the details.



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#3
Quote from: Bluenose on February 21, 2008, 08:32:42 PM
What is a BJ?

Quote from: Rowan AtkinsonA bride-to-be came to me and asked me this question: "Father, what is the Church's attitude to fellatio?"

I said, "I would like to tell you, but unfortunately I don't know what fellatio is."

So she showed me.

From that day, whenever a young bride-to-be asks me that question, I always reply, "I would like to tell you, but unfortunately I don't know what fellatio is."

beagle

#4
The important thing is not to get it confused with Fidelio in conversation. Can lead to embarrassment, and possibly disappointment.

The real question though is this. Was Bluenose being ironic, or are Aussie ex-sailors so pure in word, thought and deed as to be totally mystified by the concept?

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Aphos

Steak AND a BJ.  Two of a guy's favorite things.
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

beagle

Make the most of it. You'll probably never be able to go to that restaurant again.

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Aphos

Quote from: beagle on February 21, 2008, 09:54:58 PM
Make the most of it. You'll probably never be able to go to that restaurant again.


:ROFL:
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Aggie

Heh, why isn't Valentine's for men too?  I got steak and crabs this month. ;D
WWDDD?

Griffin NoName

Quote from: Agujjim on February 21, 2008, 11:54:17 PM
Heh, why isn't Valentine's for men too?  I got steak and crabs this month. ;D

:ROFL:  crabs is why :ROFL:


What happens if a BJ gets confused with PJs ?
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Scriblerus the Philosophe

I'm down for the steak part :mrgreen: (although I may opt for no meat), but seeing as I'll be with a bunch of nerdy, drugged debaters, I think I'll pass on the BJ (you have no idea how many drugs are at college debate tournaments. Nooo idea.).
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anthrobabe

I just thought it was hilarious--- the guys comments are always the best.

it almost fits into the old ditty:
shave and a haircut
2 bits

steak and a blow job
Hell Yes!

or something like that---- now some of you, for the rest of today, will try and make that fit and rhyme and work.....

have fun

Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Bruder Cuzzen

Yum ...steak and blueberry jam !

Aphos

Quote from: Bruder Cuzzen on March 10, 2008, 02:36:42 AM
Yum ...steak and blueberry jam !

...with blueberry jam???  Sounds messy.
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Aggie

Quote from: Griffin NoName on February 22, 2008, 06:16:23 AM
What happens if a BJ gets confused with PJs ?

Well, it's also White Day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_day) and white lingerie is apparently acceptable.

And it's also Pi Day, and Einstein's birthday.  Busy!
WWDDD?