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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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Opsa

Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Opsa

Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some nasty emails

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some nasty emails to his
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk


Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some nasty emails to his ex-stepmother-in-law from
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some nasty emails to his ex-stepmother-in-law from Bruges who
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Opsa

Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some nasty emails to his ex-stepmother-in-law from Bruges who headed the

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some nasty emails to his ex-stepmother-in-law from Bruges who headed the local Sicilian
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk


Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some nasty emails to his ex-stepmother-in-law from Bruges who headed the local Sicilian orange grower
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some nasty emails to his ex-stepmother-in-law from Bruges who headed the local Sicilian orange grower union. She

Griffin NoName

Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some nasty emails to his ex-stepmother-in-law from Bruges who headed the local Sicilian orange grower union. She could never
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Bluenose

Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some nasty emails to his ex-stepmother-in-law from Bruges who headed the local Sicilian orange grower union. She could never forgive Emilio's
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Bruder Cuzzen

Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some nasty emails to his ex-stepmother-in-law from Bruges who headed the local Sicilian orange grower union. She could never forgive Emilio's silent flatulence

Swatopluk

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Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some nasty emails to his ex-stepmother-in-law from Bruges who headed the local Sicilian orange grower union. She could never forgive Emilio's silent flatulence, untrammelled excessive
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter Seventy-5c

Unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, Emilio rubbed his hands together before announcing the urgent issue of his sanity. Preservation of stem ginger hadn't helped him stabilize the uneasy truce between his mind altering demons from the 1970's and his devotion to Elvis the Pelvis. Unfortunately the aggressive lobby of the bejeweled crustaceans meant that Elvis' capes had to be pawned in order to pay the lawyers fees before any even tempered verdict about the lurid escapades of the Sertürner brothers was reached. Twenty years of gout had not reduced the swelling in Emilio's head cook's left over goulash coloured arm chair, which bulged ominously. No-one could speak Farsi without a thick accent so incomprehensible that even chicken soup seemed quite a coherent ideology. Trouble was brewing at t'mill on t'floss and Emilio sent some nasty emails to his ex-stepmother-in-law from Bruges who headed the local Sicilian orange grower union. She could never forgive Emilio's silent flatulence, untrammelled excessive intestinal combustion