The Great Toadfish Rhetorical Questions in Song Answer Game

[Swatopluk]

Time to polish that old battleaxe again
Give them an experience of pain.


Which is the bow that has no arrow?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

And what is an arrow without a bow?


Who shot the go go dancer?

[Swatopluk]

The one who also shot Cock Robin

"What's the news? What's the news?
O my bold Shelmalier,
With your long-barrelled gun of the sea?
Say what wind from the sun
Blows his messenger here
With a hymn of the dawn for the free?"

[Griffin NoName]

News of Swine Flu is not my idea of a Hymn.

Who knows where the time goes?

[Opsa]

We cant return, we can only look behind
From where we came
And go round and round and round
In the circle game



Shall we dance?

[Aggie]

Let's dance!  Put on your red shoes and dance the blues...

After all this is gone,
Who'd you rather be
The Beatles or the Rolling Stones?

[Opsa]

"I'd rather be dead than wet my bed." -Harry Nilsson

How can people be so heartless?

[pieces o nine]

How can people be so heartless?
How can people be so cruel?
Easy to be hard
Easy to be cold.

[Opsa]

game rules:

Not seen this elsewhere on here (apologies if I missed it). This is your opportunity to help answer some of those troubling questions that have appeared in song over the years. Give the Lyric and the next person answers the question (wittily or accurately) and poses another teaser from song. To get you started.....

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

Hey Pieces! Yer fergot ter put in a new lyrical questshun...

[pieces o nine]

Arrrgh!!! Me hedde be bowed in shayme, agin.   
Oi be suckin at thee gaymes threads.


...How about...
Where were you when I needed you?

[Opsa]

"Here I am baby, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours!"
-Stevie Wonder

Are you reelin' in the years?