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Open Water => Fun and Games => Games and Jokes => Topic started by: Aggie on February 11, 2010, 04:13:41 PM

Title: Good Sh!t
Post by: Aggie on February 11, 2010, 04:13:41 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/01/29/arizona.marijuana.bust/index.html#cnnSTCText

All that trouble, and they couldn't get a truck and driver with proper papers? EDIT: You need paper for both of those things!

:ROFL:


This one's pretty funny, too....
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/02/10/texas.marijuana.jesus/index.html
Title: Re: Good Sh!t
Post by: Opsa on February 11, 2010, 04:34:30 PM
Ha! I love the Jesus picture. He looks quite interested in his contents.
Title: Re: Good Sh!t
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 11, 2010, 05:17:15 PM
Quote from: Agujjim on February 11, 2010, 04:13:41 PM
This one's pretty funny, too....
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/02/10/texas.marijuana.jesus/index.html

Gives a whole 'nother take on "personal savior".... :D
Title: Re: Good Sh!t
Post by: Sibling DavidH on February 11, 2010, 08:47:11 PM
I reckon the sewage truck method would fool the sniffer dogs!  :beagle:
Title: Re: Good Sh!t
Post by: Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith on February 12, 2010, 01:49:36 AM
Quote from: DavidH on February 11, 2010, 08:47:11 PM
I reckon the sewage truck method would fool the sniffer dogs!  :beagle:

Naaah:  if you're a dog, what you really would like to do all day is smell the sh!t from other dogs-- dogs sniffing other dog's butts.

::)  ;D

To a dog, that nasty mary-juh-wanna smells nothing like some good dog-butt.... :ROFL:
Title: Re: Good Sh!t
Post by: Aggie on February 12, 2010, 02:06:28 AM
I wonder if a K9 unit would be able to accurately identify drugs hidden up a dog's butt, or if they'd just think their 4-legged officer was being incorrigible?  just speculating not advocating!

They'd be less inclined to smell human feces, I think, though I doubt they'd be put off or fooled by it. Then again, there's a probably a good reason you rarely see Golden Retrievers as police dogs, despite their excellence in obedience.  They'll eat any sh!t except canine, and sometimes they'll eat that too (our Golden only ate frozen ones, never thawed, but would have gladly taken over litter box duty if offered the chance).