PELICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sibling Chatty]

Speakin' of Rush...

If you let out all the hot air, and empnied out the bullsh!t, you could bury him in a matchbox.

Or feed him to a pelican.

[goat starer]

He certainly has that wet fish thing going on!

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Speakin' of Rush...

If you let out all the hot air, and empnied out the bullsh!t, you could bury him in a matchbox.

Or feed him to a pelican.

Yes, but what to do with all that toxic waste? The Yucca Mountains storage facility is not yet complete ...

[Sibling Chatty]

Wrap a bow around it and give it to the Preznit's mother for her birthday. After what she and Big George gave us, it's a fair exchange.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Wrap a bow around it and give it to the Preznit's mother for her birthday. After what she and Big George gave us, it's a fair exchange.

LOL!  I'm still laughing about that.  (and, then upon sober reflection, I'm sort of crying, too)

((only ONE MORE STUPID DAY of STUPID POLITIC ADS! Yaaay!))

[goat starer]

In England the political parties do not advertise on television. The major parties are allowed 5 minutes each of televised time on all terrestrial channels (which the channels are required to give) to present a Party Political Broadcast. Each parties broadcasts happen on one day so you can miss all the television electioneering of any given party by eschewing the TV on that day. There is an article about them here....

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1672344

and more info from the UK electoral comission here...

http://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/files/dms/Partypoliticalbroadcasts_17063-6138__E__N__S__W__.pdf

try getting the republicans to change the rules like this!

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

try getting the republicans to change the rules like this!

Oh, they'd implement the rules in a heart-beat.

Then, immediately ignore it with carefully crafted loop-holes.

Which after a month or three, the democrats would finally figure out how to emulate (and likely it'd take them that long to grow a pair large enough to take advantage of it).

Then, we'd be right back where we started ...

[Griffin NoName]

The major parties are allowed 5 minutes each of televised time on all terrestrial channels (which the channels are required to give) to present a Party Political Broadcast.

I could swear they get more than 5 minutes. How the dickens do they make it seem like an hour? 

[goat starer]

by carefully putting politicians on screen!

[Sibling Chatty]

I'd rather peruse pelican partaking of pigeons that put up with politicians.

[ivor]

Let's genetically engineer a larger pelican and train them to eat politicians.

MB