Caravan Club Centenary

[Griffin NoName]

Ever had fantasies of Buckingham Palace turning into a large caravan park ? Want to ask the Queen if she enjoys her caravaning hols? Need to know which sort of caravan corgis prefer?  The Royal Garden Party is this Monday.

[Opsa]

I am absolutely positive that my invitation to this affair got lost in the post!

[beagle]

Need to know which sort of caravan corgis prefer? 

Be able to test whether the dogs bark but the caravan moves on.

Bet HM preferred the Royal Yacht to a dodgy pitch at Skegness.

[Pachyderm]

Given she no longer has the Royal Yacht (currently parked in Edinburgh, I think), the dodgy pitch in Skegness may well be the better option. At least "Yo Blair" wouldn't visit...

[beagle]

I think Yo is currently saving the Middle East (bless him).  Lucky for him all those instant peerages following big Labour loans turned out to be pure coincidence. Unless of course a select committee of the H of C decides to look at the police evidence in detail...

Anyway, HM's fly-fishing at Balmoral is more likely to be darkened by the dour rather than smarmy wing of the party these days. Hope the new incumbent has got a decent dinner jacket now after those embarassing City dinner sartorial faux pas. One can be old-Labour without re-enacting the Michael Foot duffel coat incident.

[Griffin NoName]

What is the correct dress code for royal caravaning?

My conclusions on cash for honours if the crown prosecution couldn't afford better lawyers than the defendents (their role being to decide whether the evidence will stick).

[beagle]

Nothing involving a train for starters.

Yes, not case of found innocent but more found "Too smart to have put anything in writing or email". Pity future historians unless an unshredder is invented.

[Griffin NoName]

Nothing involving a train for starters.

where is the groan icon?

"Too smart to have put anything in writing or email". Pity future historians unless an unshredder is invented.

There's a theory that every keystroke is floating around in space (can't remember source - a novel I think).