Sheep sold as poodles

[Swatopluk]

Let's start with GWB's: For ME and My American Pet Goat!

Deer Dairy, they have all misunderestimated me and now I am Teh Decida...

[Sibling Chatty]

Dier Dierry,

Poppy just thowt thatt Jeb wood be a President Bush next, but it is ME!

Uncle Dick sez that me an' him can go back an finnish what Poppy did'nt do to Soddum and we will look like we got biggur balls. I think haveing biggur balls mite hurt, thowgh.

Cool inawgr ennauger parties an stuff for my new job!