Goat running wild faces execution squad

[Griffin NoName]

Goat's been getting up to mischief again but this time it could prove fatal.

[beagle]

Like the article says, I'm sure a way of stopping him breed which stops short of shooting him could be devised.

[Sibling Chatty]

True, but his family HAS been there a thousand years or so. What ever possessed those people to put their houses and gardens where the goats live?

(And can't anybody in England build a goat-proof cattleguard? I can. I HAVE. It's not that hard.)

[beagle]

This is Devon; they're a bit wary of high technology down there.

[Sibling Chatty]

And they're not as smart as the goats, either...

[goat starer]

I have been testing my bulletproof vest.....



and stocking up on weaponry.....



so bring on the yokels......

[Sibling Chatty]

Some of your children were standing on top of a bale of fresh lunch hay today. We saw them as we were driving past.

They were cute as they stood above the rest of the group, but I wonder if the rest of the family enjoyed their hay as much, seeing as it had been trod upon...

[goat starer]

nice to know they are getting on well. We do not have much to do with one another.....

...except the paternity cheques 

[Griffin NoName]

Such absentee fathers let the whole society down. No wonder they are being forced into drastic action in Devon. Shame on you Goat.

[Griffin NoName]

Discovered why they are executing Goat...... national need for Goat Hide

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Goat: HIDE!

[Griffin NoName]

Is there no end to what Goat will get up to?

He has just made a brief appearance on top of a ladder on the BBC TV programme Have I Got News for You

[goat starer]

i have been in this box for days! can i come out yet?

[Sibling Chatty]

Are they keeping you there so you won't bump your chin?

Are they trying to hide you from the Chupacabra??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

Tien cuidado, no necessicitan mas dolor!