This year's UK kids' fame results are in

[Griffin NoName]

Wouldn't it work better if we had a saint for PM?

168,000 more people have been lost I hear. This time it's their health that's out there. Care in the Community?

I think the Torygraph may be wrong on that prediction.

[beagle]

The C of E still claim to be in the lead, but I reckon they're including everyone that turns up at  jumble sales and vicarage garden parties.

The Torygraph had cartoon with a husband saying to his wife "Apparently by 2015 I'll be obese and you'll be Polish".

[Griffin NoName]

Yeh, probably takes longer than that to become obese and polish.