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Who said politics can't be fun?

Started by Kiyoodle the Gambrinous, May 31, 2007, 10:59:25 PM

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Kiyoodle the Gambrinous

I came across this one and it made me laugh:

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My name is Tania Derveaux

I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

Link here: http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

I think we need more politicians like that... :)


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Griffin NoName

So far, folk here are peeping at this but not owning up to it ;)  ;) (0 replies)
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Swatopluk

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
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Aggie

Heh, I think this topic was covered to death over at the Devil's Panties forums a few weeks back.

There are more preverts there, so this kind of news travels faster. ;D
WWDDD?

Swatopluk

This news item is equipped with a 200 perverts motor.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Kiyoodle the Gambrinous

100.000 to be more precise.

Which is the approximate number of requests she got so far.
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Swatopluk

On the other hand nothing new here. One of the candidates in the California premature election for gov (the one that Arnie won) also proposed to sleep with anyone paying (iirc) 2000$ to her campaign.
But we all know that a blowjob is not sex, if you use the Clintonian definition.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

What I don't get is why there is an english version instead of a french version of the page, or is it for the European Parliament?
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

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Scriblerus the Philosophe

I assume that was the prawn star who ran a few years back?
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Sibling Lambicus the Toluous

Quote from: Kanaloa the Squidly on June 01, 2007, 08:21:33 PM
I assume that was the prawn star who ran a few years back?
If you're talking about the one that was elected to the Italian parliament, then I think she's someone else.

Scriblerus the Philosophe

#10
Not quite, this is who I mean-->http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Carey
Was she who you meant, Swato?
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Aggie

In any case, if you check out the page Kiyo posted, this is a 'No' vote party.

I voted No a few years back, but there weren't these kind of offers.
WWDDD?

beagle

Quote from: Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) on June 01, 2007, 05:15:33 PM
What I don't get is why there is an english version instead of a french version of the page, or is it for the European Parliament?

The main start page is here.
Look, I was just checking up on their other policies, OK?

Looks Dutch or Flemish to my untrained eye.

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Griffin NoName

I trained my eye and found this:
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Email: info@NEE-antwerpen.be

Tel.: +32 (0) 496 93 90 44

Kantoor: Eggestraat 39, 2060 Antwerpen.

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Swatopluk

Yeah, Antwerpen has a reputation to defend.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.