Toadfish Monastery

ummmm
oil hav sum instint jellwo an instint potaytows an instint puddin an tha fwozin suppurs dat i kin eet wen i watch tha punch an judy shew an sum of dat mushy cheez dat kum inna jar
annnnnnnn den smush dem all togeddur an eet a widdel bit an den pway wiff et sum moor .
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post man

uhm wissinin ta stuff fwum tha '60's
they sing werry noice an alla tha songs rhime an' stuff 

  Tha Fishil Booke Ove Nefyu     

  welkum ta me booke!
ye kin hep   in et
if ye wawnt 
umm gunna puddin sum piturrs !

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taday umm gunna
cos umm a

an den i findid lottsa stuff !
an den we alla way 'ome an et fur suppur !
an stuff fur ta dwink
an et not make barrf 

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Preshush by Dapesh Mode .

abowt 15 poundz too much ove me !

i bedder cleen owt me dyapurr !

i wissin ta Wishing by a flock ove seagulls !

den i wull wissin ta So in luv by OMD !

HOBOY !

i wull git tharr affer i walk fru all tha traffik on tha hiway .

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bare bodkin

Twenty- secondeth chapter

In hell no one could escape the constant bombardment of madrigal music without laughing. But laughing was forbidden during the kitten attack. Although out of fuel, the kitten changed to full speed maniacal laughter until its ears shook. Satanas, un-amused by ticklish maintenance situations, locked up all the spanners and soiled diapurrs in the linen closet. Desire flared but subsided as hummingbirds from hell flew into the furnace which caused  instant and irrevocable hilarity as they disintegrated into marshmallow. Soggy and torn flaming feathers of golden goniochromism wilted without sunlight.

Mrs. Fluffenutter, mother-in-law of Cthulhu's pet Old One and Emilio's worst enemy, walked down the rampart humming the latest dirge in b flat minor. Hellish trombones joined in sounding like incontinent sows.  Birds fainted. Bats dropped. Frogs spawned. Satanas yawned. Saints preyed on unsuspecting cows and performed flatulations with an enthusiasm that Moby Dick's blue brother despised. Unwittingly, after having Capt. Krunch eat his fish head, Emilio walked and talked until the dawn of Reason. Descartes collapsed in horror while Spinoza rotated the key to the dining room.

Once inside, Spinoza picked an axe apart with pliers made in Taiwan. He then placed the Phase Discombobulator from Gargamel 7 atop the triangular prism which caused sparkly tentacles to engage The Hub. Satanas, desperate to reach sexual maturity, conversed with a Fertility Clerk at Mama Cratchet's 'Enhancement' Emporium, alas in vain. Coitus reservatus was the rage. But Baptist Moby Dick, Archimandrite Princeps, Cappin Ahab and his lollypoppes wuz unaware of Captain Phil's hidden stash ove sugar

allo

i bin anna raidin parrdee in heer !
i go now
dunt cwy
i kum bak !
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Twenty- secondeth chapter

In hell no one could escape the constant bombardment of madrigal music without laughing. But laughing was forbidden during the kitten attack. Although out of fuel, the kitten changed to full speed maniacal laughter until its ears shook. Satanas, un-amused by ticklish maintenance situations, locked up all the spanners and soiled diapurrs in the linen closet. Desire flared but subsided as hummingbirds from hell flew into the furnace which caused  instant and irrevocable hilarity as they disintegrated into marshmallow. Soggy and torn flaming feathers of golden goniochromism wilted without sunlight.

Mrs. Fluffenutter, mother-in-law of Cthulhu's pet Old One and Emilio's worst enemy, walked down the rampart humming the latest dirge in b flat minor. Hellish trombones joined in sounding like incontinent sows.  Birds fainted. Bats dropped. Frogs spawned. Satanas yawned. Saints preyed on unsuspecting cows and performed flatulations with an enthusiasm that Moby Dick's blue brother despised. Unwittingly, after having Capt. Krunch eat his fish head, Emilio walked and talked until the dawn of Reason. Descartes collapsed in horror while Spinoza rotated the key to the dining room.

Once inside, Spinoza picked an axe apart with pliers made in Taiwan. He then placed the Phase Discombobulator from Gargamel 7 atop the triangular prism which caused sparkly tentacles to engage The Hub. Satanas, desperate to reach sexual maturity, conversed with a Fertility Clerk at Mama Cratchet's 'Enhancement' Emporium, alas in vain. Coitus reservatus was the rage. But Baptist Moby Dick, Archimandrite Princeps, Cappin Ahab and his lollypoppes wuz




P.S Is anyone else noting a distinct theme in Nefyoo's posts? Time for a new book, methinks
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