Boney Fish's Stuff

[ivor]

Boney Fish posted something funny to the site.

[The Meromorph]

I like it.     

[Griffin NoName]

Nice one.

Thanks for link MB - I am always unwrapped.

[ivor]

Nice one.

Thanks for link MB - I am always unwrapped.

Really.   

[Griffin NoName]

Nice one.

Thanks for link MB - I am always unwrapped.

Really.   

It's all those quick scene changes in the Pirates' Panto - Brenderalla.

[ivor]

I am posting unwrapped right now. 

[The Meromorph]

I am posting unwrapped right now. 

Oh the image! It Burns!


Edited to remove shudderingly horrific image of very fat naked lady (no naughty bits showing) 

[ivor]

Dear God!  That was uncalled for! 

[The Meromorph]

Dear God!  That was uncalled for! 

I removed it. 
Served you right for posting what you did! 

[ivor]

I can't remove my image from you brain. It's probably a lot like the naked man from the Monty Python show playing the piano that you get a glimpse of from time to time. 

Sorry.

[Sibling Chatty]

I am posting unwrapped right now. 

Oh the image! It Burns!


Edited to remove shudderingly horrific image of very fat naked lady (no naughty bits showing) 

Thank you. If I wanted to see that, i'd look in a mirror.

[ivor]

That chick was so big the fat was hangin' of her like a set of drapes.     Gaaaaahhhh, it was horrible!

[Aggie]

Didn't see the pic, and am not getting involved....   but here's some Braino for anyone who needs it.

[ivor]

I need some of that!  Thanks.

Chatty, no way you're fat. Not like that anyway.

[Sibling Chatty]

Bet me, Bubba.

5'6" and 450 at my top weight.

It appalls me that these women have to allow photos like that in order to earn money at all. You've got to be more than twice as good as the next person to get even a chickenshit job if you're fat.

The FUN part? There are a good number of those women that have had it beaten into their heads their entire life that it's their fault they're huge. Even if it's not.

I hit 450 pounds averaging less that 1,000 calories a day for over 15 years, and only losing weight when I increased my intake. I nearly died of malnutrition, featuring anemia, scurvy (really) and pellagra.

Go ask SinWoE at Koom Valley. Don't know if it was him or one of the others that described me to Senor Clueless, but the description was evidenly a big part of the attitude problem that developed. (And fuck 'em all, and feed 'em fish heads.)

[ivor]

I'm a chunky 250 now on a mere 8000 calories a day. 

[Bluenose]

Well if it show and tell time about weight I tip the scales at around 135Kg, which is close enough to 300 lbs.  I am 183 cm or 6' tall.  Am currently losing weight on a restricted carb, low fat diet that seems to be working well and I am not having too much trouble sticking to.  Christmas/New Year aside .  This seems to be the first "diet" that I have ever tried that seems to work beyond the first few weeks and I am actually ejoying the food I am eating and there seems to be plenty of it.  I put the word diet in quotes because this is really just a different way of eating/living and is not a get thin quick fix.  I fully expect it to take a year or more to get anywhere near my target.

People who have never been over weight and make all sorts of value judgements about those of us who do really get my goat up.  Actually, that's a good idea, I'll PM Goat Starer and sic him onto the the next person who tries it!

Chatty, I don't care what you look like, I love you for your mind!  (In a Platonic way you understand, of course!)  Frankly, appearance has never been a major factor in how I feel about other people.  Sure, someone who is very attractive in the physical sense can give an immediate spark, but I have found that those intial reactions pretty soon dissipate in a very short time once you start to talk to them.  It is the person behind the pretty eyes (or not so pretty) that is what gets me going.  Even in my "sow the wild oats" days, I always preferred someone I could have a ocnversation with in the morning!  Isn't that shocking?

Sibling Bluenose

[The Meromorph]

It's the smart-asses that pontificate about 'to lose weight you simply have to consume less calories than you are expending', that really annoy me.
It's simply, and absolutely, not true!
I don't know how human weight 'works', but I know 'couch potatoes' who take virtually no exercise, eat more than I would like to (and I love to eat), and stay at about 100 pounds for years and years (and no, they're not bulimic). I've (finally) dropped from about 260 to under 230 and continue to drop slowly, by ignoring the 'trained dieticians' and eating almost exactly what they tell me I musn't. I'm in serious trouble, real fast, if I eat what they tell me to. I know 300 pound (and up) people who eat very little (a lot less than I do), exercise regularly and are getting fatter.

Exercise is important for some people, yes; for some others it doesn't make any difference!
How much you eat is important for some people, yes; for some others it doesn't make any difference!
What you eat is important for some people, yes; for some others only the 'opposite' foods work well; for some others, it doesn't make any difference!
I've learned to be gentle with 'registered dieticians', they're only retailing what they've been trained in, but their training is like learning a section of I95 in North Carolina, and then giving people directions all over the USA.
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Perhaps I should have used either of these images to protest MB's post about posting unwrapped. It would have been less insensitive (but I did want to 'punish' MB for doing that to my brain by giving him a taste of his own medicine)

[ivor]

I've got a moon tan you wouldn't believe.  You better stop before I break out the Neutron Picture Bomb.