I'm here now. Use this to tell everyone you are here!

[Pachyderm]

In the sphere of ear-based radio, there can only be one!

What would people like to listen to? The ears are good enough to pick up broadcasts from history. The pirate heyday of Radio Caroline? Chamberlain's address in 1939? Neil Armstrong stepping on to the Moon? Answers on a postcard..

There is one problem, though. For some unknown reason  they can't get rap.

[roystonoboogie]

Hi. I kind-of wandered over here from, er, that other place. You know. I see a few names I recognise. Good. Maybe I'll hang around...

[beagle]

Welcome.  I'm probably not someone you recognize as haven't been around TOP for a few years (though they possibly still spit on the ground each time my name is mentioned, if it hasn't been airbrushed out entirely ).

[roystonoboogie]

...if it hasn't been airbrushed out entirely ).

Yeah... I heard talk of a schism, but I didn't see evidence. I think 'Stalin's Little Helpers' have indeed been making with the airbrush. So I thought I'd check it out.

[Darlica]

Welcome Roystonoboogie!

[beagle]

Yeah... I heard talk of a schism, but I didn't see evidence.

Fairly minor civil war, not many dead. However there was a moment of epiphany when it was revealed unto some of us that worshipping meatballs was complete bollocks, and we should be worshipping a fish instead. I'm sure you know how it is with these religious revelations.

Now we lead a tranqil life of peaceful, quiet, contemplation. Until some bastard finishes up all the mead in the refectory, when it can turn nasty quite quickly.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Now we lead a tranquil life of peaceful, quiet, contemplation. Until some bastard finishes up all the mead in the refectory, when it can turn nasty quite quickly.

I said I was sorry!

Yeah, we left when Booby displayed all sorts of dick-ish tendencies, specifically towards someone who had done a helluva lot for vengenza. Most of us here were part of one of those sub-groups on the site, and we migrated to this site.
Much more peaceful here.

Welcome to the Monastery!

[roystonoboogie]

Until some bastard finishes up all the mead in the refectory, when it can turn nasty quite quickly.

Yeah, I'm Scottish, I can relate.

Thank you for your kind welcomes.

[beagle]

There's another (highlander) Scot around called Pachyderm, though he's in Belfast or thereabouts at the moment I think.  I'm in Cambridgeshire.

From memory I think Australia, Canada, Colombia, Czech Republic,  England, Germany, Italy, Northern Ireland, Scotland, U.S. and Venezuela have direct or ex-pat representation.

[The Meromorph]

And Sweden, mate! Darlica will water yer rum if yer fergets Sweden.

Oh yeah, welcome, innit!

[Bluenose]

G'day Roystonoboogie from the fire ravaged wilds of Melbourne.

[beagle]

And Sweden, mate! Darlica will water yer rum if yer fergets Sweden.

Erk. I'm doomed.

[anthrobabe]

Great Scott!
More Scotts!

welcome aboard roystonoboogie--


word of warning-- you do not want to see what most of our pirates keep in their sporrans-- seriously most of our pirates are not Scottish, they don't get it-just smile politely and walk away......
also fishe heade stewe is NOT edible and don't take IOU's either.

[Pachyderm]

Excellent. More representation from the correct side of the border.

As Beagle has mentioned, I am the other Scot (Dundonian family),  but currently live in Belfast.

You'll get the usual warnings, fish head stew, Black Bart, anything to do with pirates etc.

See you down the pub.

[Darlica]

Me, *bashes my eyelashes* would I do something as devilish water beagle's rum? 
Oh yes, I would do something even worse!

I'll just mix it all into a huge batch of girly-drinks!