I'm here now. Use this to tell everyone you are here!

[Pachyderm]

Re: Piscatorial Pugalist.

He has just moved domicile, and is currently netless. He wishes me to assure you of his return when t'Intarweb is re-connected. He asked if I would stand his round down the Benbow, so pints of Backlash all round on him.


Didn't actually give the cash for this, thinking about it. Ah, he's a proper py-rate...

[Darlica]

When will you lads realise that internet cables and ancors be a bad combination you got t' get wireless..."



Good t' hear from him any way.
An' I'll make aye he'll pay for t' round, that or he's pretty hat gets it..."

[Black Bart]

I nearly went wireless the other day...nothing to do with the internet...I just started picking up Radio 4 in me hat.

[Griffin NoName]

Stap me vitals, wot the 'ell be ye pikkin' up in yer beard then?

[Pachyderm]

Static and/or mermaids

[Griffin NoName]

Any mermaids called Candy Cane?

[Black Bart]

Stap me vitals, wot the 'ell be ye pikkin' up in yer beard then?

Pay attention lassy...I has trimmed me beard, but I be pickin up 93 digital channels in me moustache!  I'll ave ta fork out fer an High Definition Poop Deck Canvas Projectshun Screen.

[Aggie]

Jes' cos ye thinkes the sun shines out yer arse it don't make ye a progecter, ye sod...

[The Meromorph]

Aye, an just cos yer 'ead comes ter a definit point, don't mean the world revolves arahnd it, neither!

[Griffin NoName]

Eee, an BB, yer ken no foooel us wiv 'orse's 'eds neither......

[Black Bart]

Aaarrrgh...the only fing revolvin around my head be stars arter all dem harsh words.

An one o ye finks dat Zombies be slow...not no more dey aint:

http://www.e4.com/deadset/

[piscatorial pugalist]

*Slips into a quit corner and tries to see if he could get raydeeo 6 on his hat*

[Opsa]

All I get's a lot of static and have to keep twistin' me ears.

[Griffin NoName]

Aaaaaarrr!!  That must be wot Oi bin doin' wrong. Oi bin bendin' other peeple's h'ears !

[Bluenose]

Thump... thump... bloody thing doesn't work...


<brilliant idea!>

<Takes off tin foil hat>

<Twiddles ear>

Bugga, I can only get Radio Moskow!