I'm here now. Use this to tell everyone you are here!

[Sibling Chatty]

Hi Puggy!

Watch out for sqiddies, they WILL tell untruths. DO NOT agree to help them with their "car".

An , please, mind the fish head stew. No matter what is said about 'vintage', there are no good dates for fish head stew.

[piscatorial pugalist]

*makes grand entrance, flourishing huge bouquets of flowers for the comely wenches and passing round the ground up fish head snuff for the Gents...and proceeds to mingle with the assorted Hoi-poli*

Ah dear Griff, my profound felicitations and rest assured that I have procured a veratible range of defensive accessories to combat the one and four legged bounders.....including a William Intelligent Lion taming chair (work that out Pachyderm.... ), which i intend to secrete surruptiously about my person, dontcha ya know...(nods as good as a wink me lubberities)...I may need it in my search of the billiard room ....doffs cap and moves on to

Darlica to whom he bows mightly to and informs this vision of glowing Diaphony that he will be most wary of the fish head stew ....and secretly informs her that Tyranosouros is very fond of it... ..and notices the copious amounts of ale swilling  around her hems, it twas'nt were he was originally looking but it did catch his attention....he takes his leave of her fondly and notices..

Pieces O' 9......walks over High fives, does the Bomp, pirate hugs him ...(checking his gold is still there) and then spots the Mooooooost gorgeous vision in red and gold....anthrobabe...ahhhh *sighs.....loudly*...dirinks in her most ubiquitous beauty and then notices the Flirtation Guild Tattoo on the underside of her wrist as he kisses it warily...

He suddenly feels a slight chill in the air and there from nowhere appeared the most saintly vision of a man...*he did rub his eyes in case he was mistaken* ...and thanked Opsanus for being pointed in the direction of the pub for his Buddha forms....I shall levitate there later I informed him...

He turned round and found himself bathed in the luminescence of the beauty that is Sibling Chatty ....Bowing very low...(being careful of the lumbago at the same time) and prostrating himself on to his knee....(Damm there goes another pair of tights!). Then Declaring his undying fealty to this wonderous lady shouted "Death to all sqiddies!    and henceforth the banning of all fish head stew on me vessal the good ship 'Monkus Aurailious'"

Despite hearing a squeek of anxiety from his pocket about his last statement he gets back up to his feet and boldly links his arm in hers and whispers in the good lady's ear

"Now me darlin' which way to the pub for some of that there frolicken' and fraternizing, I have a Pachyderm to terrorize.....arrrrrghhh"

[Darlica]

You must got some of Captains delight XXO... the one we serve Captain Mero and Dave L when they are too rowdy...

*Nudges Anthrobabe* takes it pretty well... I wonder if he decks here or up in the Monastery?

It gets to the eyes and ears first you know. Po´9 is a she, and the Squidlings are beloved pets to our token mad professor Swato, and run all sorts of errands around here they also sing in the Monastery choir, so our Lady Chatty would never wish to see them dead. You probably heard Black Beard imitating his ship-parrot from the next room, that is one blood thirsty animal that parrot.

[piscatorial pugalist]

*hangs his head in shame, as he stuggles to remember the effects of the last few pints of 'Landlubbers Gut Wrenching Old Catnip' .....given to him by Pachyderm as a pickme-up before leaving the ship.*

I would like to offer my sincere apologies to P'o'9.....although i should have recognised the fact you were a lady (despite the full Captain regalia and long sword....its a feeble excuse and i'm sticking with it) by the way you did 'The Bomp' on the dance floor in a way far more accomplished than any man i know. Even Pachyderm and he doth put some effort into it I'll tell 'ee. And I do hereby ...'pon me raggedy black hearted soul ...swear to never harm them poor ol' squbbies, 'bless their little clam like feets. I may have to make personal visit to Lady Chatty for absolution.

I thank'ee Darlica for pointing out my calamitous swaggerings and will be running out the plank .....25m diving board for Pachyderm and sending Tyranorsorous out afer 'im.
I may have to return to me'ammock wot is strung up on me deck and sup on some of that new fangled tea drink.....(shudders)

*makes note.......find bestest parrot food*

[Pachyderm]

Oi sold that lion-tamin' doobyferkin ter ole Billy Smart.   That there chair won't work, I included a small but crucial flaw in th' design. Oi is an nellie-phant, not a lion. Har har, me evil plan comes ter fruition....

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I get the feeling you'll be right at home at Pirate Bay. 

[pieces o nine]

No harrrd feelins, pugalist.

Oive bin misteakin fer a man by many ovvers before (mostly at TOP, witch summat puzzles me, wot wiv me himpressiv cleevidj an awl) but that is ov no haccownt 'ere.

Oi loikes thee cut ov yer jib so farrrgh, an sumwun wot kin fink fast on 'is feet (or pegs, as thee case may be) is always welcom 'ereabowts.

Thee Pyrate Scouts Internashunal has starrrted hup agin fer this term at Postmouth Publick High Skool an alweighs needes shaperoanes; if ye sees yerself as a leeder ov yung lads an lasses, capabull ov moldin 'em hinto foine pyrates and wenches, ye mooight see Principal Cullinane in thee pyrate threads or that pittiful hexscyoos ov a scoutmaster, Cap'n Baird Sagginsails.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Willcome Pug...

Yarrr, Oi t'ink ye'll fit raight in...

[anthrobabe]

PPPPPPPPPirates

yeah we like pirates

[Opsa]

He suddenly feels a slight chill in the air and there from nowhere appeared the most saintly vision of a man...*he did rub his eyes in case he was mistaken* ...and thanked Opsanus for being pointed in the direction of the pub for his Buddha forms....I shall levitate there later I informed him...

Just to clear things up, if you had lowered your rubbed eyes a bit you might have seen my great "tracts of land" and might have then had the gender thing cleared up for you. But that's okay. I often appear in the form of a fellow, as I always hope we will be friends on an equal level, first. Didn't intend to be chilly. I sometimes carry a wall around with me. (Maybe you couldn't see the bobbly areas because of it, come to think of it.) But you seem like a jolly good pirate, so consider the wall lowered.

Have you staggered down to our bar, yet? http://toadfishmonastery.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=32&topic=1364.75

[piscatorial pugalist]

if you had lowered your rubbed eyes a bit you might have seen my great "tracts of land" and might have then had the gender thing cleared up for you

..Forsooth M'lady. t'was the night i misplaced my glasses for the sake of vanity, I was smitten by your presence and mistook the 'vast tracts of land' as the result your "working out with the heaving and pumping of that pig-iron stuff" and was therefore mightily impressed by your Fizzheek 

......You will find equality with all is aboslute in my book M'lady........If you displayed chilliness t'was not noticed by myself...will drop by the bar as soon as is possible and share a pint of 'Balthazar's Bombadier Backlash'
*bows deeply*

This Humble excuse is also postulated towards P'o'9 ...*checks the bruising from doing the Bomp *. You telling me there are young lasses in them there Scout skools  .......I may just be persuaded to toggle me woggle in that there direction me luverly

And Felicitations to Scribs ...I'll be trying me best matey ...Don't let your Skrillet Riven barnacles collect on yer ' keel me hearty....

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I shan't, lad.

[anthrobabe]

*.......I may just be persuaded to toggle me woggle in that there direction me luverly

They are gonna love you at Madam Fifi's--

[Bluenose]

Avaarrssttt!!!  Oi bin asailin me ship 'roun topicular parts an Oi be moight boared by them numskulls wot hinfest th' place.  So Oi sez ter meself "Self" Oi sez "sbout toime ye paid a visit ter the ol monasticuary waters and sailed aroun there fer a awhile."  So Oi did, and wotz this Oi ahears?  A new piratical member no less!

Well welcome ter the Toadfishery, Master Pugalist.  From wot Oi kin see, ye'll fit roight in.  A word to th' wise, but.  Don't take enny IOUs from th' pirates...

[Opsa]

I'll heave and pump a pint of 'Balthazar's Bombadier Backlash' wif you any day.