I'm here now. Use this to tell everyone you are here!

[DaveL]

Welcome MelloElf,

What substances dwell in the forest these days for you to become so relaxed? Does the name 'Elrond Marley' ring a bell? . 

Come over to the Pirates Cove. Yes we are badly behaved, but only enough to make you giggle. Just bring enough Elven Lembas for twenty - the lads are a hungry lot.

Cheers matey!

[ivor]

Hi MelloElf,

Glad to see you've come out of your shell. 

MelloElf is a programmer friend/coworker of mine and an excellent C# and and JavaScript programmer.  He has an interest in making a commercial video game as do I.  This interest runs parallel to the upcoming Monastery Sim.  Hopefully we can make some progress in both if I can just remember where the Toadfish Development Lab is.  Did we ever make that board?  I can't remember.

MB

[Swatopluk]

Welcome. The monastery has few bugs because the squidlings eat them as snacks.

[Opsa]

But they do leave a few just for the fun of chasing them around.

Hi MelloElf!

[Sibling Chatty]

Welcome. The monastery has few bugs because the squidlings eat them as snacks.

Oh, dear. I'm afraid my Spencer has been helping the squidlings in that department. He ate a lightening bug the other night, and had a bit of a green glow to his teeth...

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

You sure that wasn't one of those radioactive bugs from Swato's lab?

[Bluenose]

Yeah, look sorry about all the bugs, I think I may have left the door open to the entomology lab last night. 

Oh, hello MelloElf, you will like it here, but don't eat anything given to you by one of the Pirates, if you value your digestive system.

[Pachyderm]

Hi. Welcome and pull up a pew.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

YarrGH!...AHOY MATEY!

[lordpunkmonk]

hello my name is lordpunkmonk and I am new I like your message boards
btw: I don't usualy capitalize so please don't get on me for gramer reasons

[Griffin NoName]

Welcome lordpunkmonk.

You'll get on with Goat; he hates capitalists

[Sibling Chatty]

Hi LPM.

We're generally not mean about grammar or spelling or things like that.

We can be evil about, say...politics, or unlawful use of summ'un else's ship when he be a wee bit unner th' influence o' th' rum.. We takes our pirates ter task on a reg'lar basis fer gettin caught!

[Bruder Cuzzen]

YARR! Lordy Punkmunk ! Welcome to the Monastery , tis good ta 've a roite topper to parle' YAAAARRRR !

[Alchemist]

A new pastafarian here - Alchemist/Loki. I'm just having a sniff around the site...

[Sibling Chatty]

Come in, look around, watch out for the squiddies. They've discovered where SOMEONE hides the rum.

Drunken squid children can be--creative. (And we still don't know how they got that car in the moat.)