I'm here now. Use this to tell everyone you are here!

[nefyuBB]

appy burfday
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[Aggie]

nefyu.......   arrrrrrghHoy matey!

[Griffin NoName]

Hey! Hi there nefyuu!

[Opsa]

Where you been keepin' yerself?

[anthrobabe]

Hi nefyu--- what's that in your beard ? -- looks like cotton candy

[ivor]

Yes.  What is that in your cotton candy beard?

[Bruder Cuzzen]

I forgot how that stripe got there . I think DT or wazzle did that trying todo something else.

[goat starer]

Hi,

my name is goat. I have been on a massive adventure and now i am really happy!

I hope you all are too.

:-)

[Griffin NoName]

Was it a swash-buckling advernture?

[Opsa]

I thought I saw an extra buckle swashed.

I am tremendously happy to see your smiling horns here again and hope you will regale us with many a salty tale.

[goat starer]

i drank my swash during a period of thirst

[Opsa]

Oh dear. I suppose it couldn't be helped!

[En_Route]

Hello all and sundry, especially the latter. I am here at the suggestion of Griffin, whom I had the pleasure of meeting on another forum. I am a lawyer by trade, both academic and practical, but noe retired for health reasons. I have been an atheist since the age of 14,  latterly with an avid  interest in matters philosophical and psychological. I also have a fascination with the history of Christianity, originally born of perplexity as  how such an obvious farrago of mythyology and wishful thinking has managed to colonise so much of human thought. Having said that, I do not see religion or theism as the source of all evil, nor do I stigmatise those of faith as automatically fools or knaves. I enjoy civilised debate, especially when it makes me re-examine my own assumptions or or introduces me to new insights or lines of thought.

[Opsa]

Greetings and welcome to the Toadfish Monastery, En Route!

You sound like good cyber-monk material to me. I looks forward to having you participate in all matters here, serious and/or silly.

I like your screen name. I think it says it all.

[Swatopluk]

I like your screen name. I think it says it all.

Although for a moment I thought of drive-by when I read it 
(Sorry, if you stay long enough you'll notice that I have a leaning to this type of remarks with no target prejudice )