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Pirate Oaths

Started by Griffin NoName, February 15, 2007, 03:15:26 AM

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Black Bart

By the Tentacles o Squid Charlemagne!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Bruder Cuzzen

BLAST YER  BARNACLE BUTT !

Pachyderm

Ye spotty cur, Oi'll lern ya ter leave yer roller skates on the deck! Hang 'im up by 'is figgin, Bosun. An' don't skimp on th' pate....
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Black Bart

By the Salty deposits on Cap'n Cronan's lifejacket!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Pachyderm

Belay that, yer fat-arsed swab! I'll holystone the decks with yer knackers!
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Griffin NoName

Yaaaaaaaaaar!!! yer culdn't tell a real Cronan if you bit it !!!
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


anthrobabe

Oh ye blasted flu spreader!
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Black Bart

Yer daft blaggards ... this be the oath thread, not the insult thread ... take anuffer draft o rum and get yer readin glasses on!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Bruder Cuzzen

My parrot be my witness , I shall never be in Hungary again !

Griffin NoName

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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Bruder Cuzzen

By thee sands of tyme , by thee hair of me chinny chin chin , ye shall be avenged !

Black Bart

Cover me cockles in Laverbread...ye be roight!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Pachyderm

By Cronan's metal peg-leg, that is the place!
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Black Bart

St Cronan be praised...West Life are shite!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Griffin NoName


St Cronan be praised.... West Wing be shite !!

from the little book of 100 St Cronan cusses
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand