The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

Half-Swallowing a magnetic dog nearly killed me, no joke.

The sibling below me only knows horseshoeshaped magnets.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

When I was a kid that was the case as that was the way those were portrayed in comics. Later it took a while to see one of those in real life.

TSBM uses rare earth magnets instead.

[Aphos]

Well, the Earth is rare (there's only one) and it is a great big magnet...


The sibling below me wants to move to a different planet.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

If Mars was possible it would be interesting, in the end it's a problem of energy, if you can get to one of those craters with water you can create O2 as well, and from there veggies and a hard and frugal life, but a possible one.

TSBM realizes how far fetched that sounds.

[Aphos]

Sounds about as likely as Heaven and Hell.


The sibling below me has pre-paid for admission to the Beer Volcano.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I also got some coupons for the river of Chianti, the problem is that I would rather have a nice Tuscan instead.

TSBM prefers the wines from the southern hemisphere.

[Aphos]

Well, as long as there's some nice cheese to go with it.


The sibling below me whines about the lack of flying cars.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Specially while stuck in traffic.

TSBM has the flying machine but not the flying permit.

[Griffin NoName]

I'm thinking of hitching a lift on a drone.

TSBM uses drones to spy on his neighbours washing line.

[Aphos]

One has to make sure the sheets are really really white.


The sibling below me ran out of bleach for his brain after watching "God is Not Dead".

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

No amount of bleach would do, therefore I didn't even try.

TSBM OTOH believes that the Bill Maher's of this world are too rude with believers.

[Swatopluk]

On occasion. Some with good arguments, some just for the sake of it. No worse than their opponents though in most cases.

The sibling below me would love to get rid of the extremists on all sides (without having to take extreme measures).

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That is not possible because extremists don't go away quietly.

TSBM would make them go in their sleep.

[Griffin NoName]

That might be like herding cats. I say shoot them all.

TSBM hates fascist animals.

[Aphos]

Merecat Hitler is the worst.


The sibling below me makes flower arrangements out of old sweat socks.