The Sibling Below Me...

[Griffin NoName]

Particles should get up close and friendly.

TSBM uses spent fuel rods as drinking straws.

[Aphos]

Only for energy drinks.


The sibling below me decided to take a break from obeying the law of gravity.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

And I'm floating awaaaaaaaaay.........

TSBM doesn't trust space tourism.

[Swatopluk]

Black holes are nothing but sophisticated space tourist traps

The sibling below me has come to the Wong place.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Cantonese wings are not what they used to be.

TSBM would rather eat dragon wings.

[Swatopluk]

I thought one beats not eats them. Does a cowardly dragon have chicken wings?

The sibling below me is an anti-Bagelian gastrosophist.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Actually I do like bagels so that wouldn't work for me.

TSBM has problems digesting cream cheese.

[Swatopluk]

More with cream than cheese.

The sibling below could say the same about dog biscuits.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I haven't got to that point.

TSBM ate canned cat food at some point.

[Swatopluk]

Canned soup yesterday

The sibling below me (who was the one above me) thought about spam there.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Not really, canned soup is a thing around here as well, just loaded with sodium.

TSBM rather eat potassium.

[Swatopluk]

A soup without salt is like an assault without a rifle 
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I rarely eat gunpowder

The sibling below me is an iron eater (Eisenfresser)

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Not that much liver on my diet, although I do eat spinach in my salads.

TSBM has more stringent dietary requirements.

[Aphos]

A strict diet of lentils and brass nails.



The sibling below me once ate a Jeep.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

A toy one, almost, but they took it from my mouth on time.

TSBM has eaten other toys in his/her youth.