Good News!

[goat starer]

I am to be guarded!

"No-one is going to get our goat this year," says a local spokeswoman with confidence.

[Sibling Chatty]

Well, with the webcam added in, one would expect that you'll be well taken care of!!

How dare people try to flame Our Goat!!

[goat starer]

my sentiments exactly! not that I need any help of couurse being as big and gruff as I am....

Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.

[The Black Spot]

This one is waterproof, says Gavle spokeswoman Anna Oestman, and while its hooves could still be singed, a full scale torching would now be "impossible".

Arrr... talk about throwin' down the gauntlet. Mobs of mindless yobs will be gatherin' from 'undreds o' miles around.

[goat starer]

they had better not or there will be trouble! I wish they had made me waterproof last night! I got soaked.