The Toadfish Lexicon

[Opsa]

For ease of perusal, the Toadfish Monastery presents:

The Toadfish Lexicon
of commonly used words on this site.



aquatastic - adj.: fantastic in a way which conercens all things
water-y.

Bozarre- adj.: sort of like bizarre and clown (as in "bozo") combined - something is bozarre if it is clownishly-bizarre

Carp!- explitive. Anagram of "crap!"

Crabby- steady, reliable and always moving forward. (From crabby
emoticon)

crabtastic: (different from "craptastic"), which means fantastic in a
way that concerns everything crabby.

cyber-monks: On-line monasterial occupants.

Duje (dooj) n: a familiar indication of siblinghood. Syn. Dude!

ERasery: adj:  in the convoluted english style of our beloved E.Raser. Usage: "His speech is ERasery at times"

Fish farts!- an expletive

fishtastic - adj: fantastic in a way which concerns fish.

Foghorn- a toadfish bellow

Frankenfaith- A faith constructed out of separate, possibly unrelated, pieces of other faiths (possibly dead themselves), and given animation by it's followers.

Garrrgeous- adj.: gorgeous in a piratical sort of way.

Glomp: a running hug. (Not an exclusive term to the TM)

Godmatic: as in "dogmatic", but with more emphasis on religion.

"Great rows of cuspids": similar to 'Great heavens!".

Hell-Bullies: People who threaten Hell as punishment for non-belief in
their religion.

Herepeers: People of like mind on this site.

HOTness: humbleness a la Honorable Order of Toadfish

huje - adj.: huger than huge. just so mind-boggling huge, its HUJE!

Mea gulpa!- a watery form of 'mea culpa' or "I am to blame!"

Monasterious- monstrously monastic.

Monastyrious- mysterious in a monastic way.

Monysterical- adj: Indicating something that is both monastic and
hysterical, i.e.: "Opsa's monysterical rant was huje!"

Omnia: (also known as The Other Place, or TOP)The 'Omnia' reference is a gently-meant Pratchett in-joke regarding a certain Omnian Saint: http://wiki.lspace.org/index.php/St_Bobby

Preposterfish- adj.: preposterous to Toadfish, i.e. "Great rows of cuspids, that's preposterfish!"

Rumble- a toadfish affirmative

Sibling: a Toadfish Monastery term of brotherhood and sisterhood. Since we are not exclusive to any gender, we prefer "Sibling".

Solid-state Inter-Galactic Popsicles !  :   expression of amazed disbelief

Spamposer/spamposeur:  a real person impersonating a spambot.

Syntheism: a spiritual philosophy that seeks a middle path between religious extremes in hopes of integrating them in a more sensible way.

Taddy (adj) - Toadfish-like; upholding the Toadfish virtues. (Also can be used in the negative as 'untaddy')

Three-chambered gas-bladders!- an elaborate expletive.

TM: Toadfish Monastery

Toadfishy: adj used to describe something appropriate for toadfish.

Toadily: a toadfish affirmative. Also used as an adjective from the noun 'toad' to denote: Like, as in manner or characteristic, of a Toadfish Sibling.
Preferably used with "fishtastic" to clarify the
reference to toadfish and not amphibians, as in "That philosophical insight was toadily fishtastic, Duje!"

TOP: The Other Place, a website where many of the original Siblings met.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

arr arr . Thanks , all the blanks are filled in now . Yarr !

[anthrobabe]

arr arr . Thanks , all the blanks are filled in now . Yarr !

  not even close BC-- you have so many blanks we couldn't fill 'em with a nail gun and 50 kegs 'o nails
but that's a good thing--- really it is----

[Opsa]

I would like to suggest the word "grumlins" for those little imps what drinks the last dram of your rum when you're not looking.

[Griffin NoName]

Solid-state Inter-Galactic Popsicles added.

In fact, Solid-state Inter-Galactic Popsicles ! Solid-state Inter-Galactic Popsicles has been added.

[Aggie]

Wasn't that the name of Bjork's old band?

[Opsa]

What is the origin of SSIP?, Opsa asked densely.

[Griffin NoName]

What is the origin of SSIP?, Opsa asked densely.

SSGIP ?  I've PM'd you.