April 1° 2009>>>>the fish of the year

[E.Raser]

N.O.M.I.
Nuovo Ordine della Medusa Immortale

Mantello: sismico
Cappello: a punta, infinitamente aguzza
Piume: urticanti
Placcca: su stoffe pregiate a strisce bianche, rosse e nere, lo scudo made-in USA e l'immagine della Turritopsis Nutricola
Soci fondatori: infondato
Soci primi:
1) SS lo Spirito Sonnecchioso
2) Belzebu'
3) E.Raser, al secolo Mario Scarponi
4) Affidabilità, a secolo Paolo Ciccioli
Attività iniziali: poche
Passività iniziai: stampiamo dal nulla note-di-banco, con disegni riccamente colorati e la dicitura < per favore non mi rompa i coglioni>. sono biglietti utili per la rinegoziazione dei prezzi
Parenti prossimi: la BICE di Francoforte, la signorina col buco da signora, la grande piovra che strangola il mondo; la FEDE degli USA, carta per tutti , a debito, a tasso 0%; la Banca del Giappone, caccia 0 in picchiata etc etc
Regole di associazione:
si accettano persone, fisiche  e non, cloni, download umani, pirati in libera uscita,eretici gnostici, vecchi, studenti ed anche bambini, purchè letterati.
condizione per l'ammissione , occorre aver letto il libro di Frank J Tipler, La Fisica del Cristianesimo, Mondadori, 2008.
A legge fondamentale dell'associazione viene adottato 1'art 1 della futura Costituzione Italiana:
Art. 1:
L'Italia è una repubblica fondata sul lavoro reale e produttivo
La sovranità appartiene a quel popolo che la esercita come, dove e quando cazzo gli pare.
Il popolo è formato da tutti i cittadini
Il fuoco sacro appartiene a a chi sa tenero acceso.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

La vuolta de E. Raser! Comme va? 
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For the rest: The New Order of the Immortal Jellyfish, description and requisites of admission which perhaps would be better translated by Stelli... (and I can tell you that there is nothing wrong with his English  ).

[beagle]

There's something about seeing the phrases "E.Raser" and "Future Italian Constitution" in the same text that makes me slightly uneasy.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I'm sure it has something to do with the latest shenanigans from Berlusconi. Imagine the effects of knowing the the fascists never left.

[beagle]

Some of us have lived in Surrey...

[stellinacadente]

I shall abide, my dear siblings

N.O.M.I.
Nuovo Ordine della Medusa Immortale

(New Order of the Immortal Jellyfish)

Mantello: sismico
(Cape: Sismic)

Cappello: a punta, infinitamente aguzza

(Hat: Pointy, infinitly sharp)

Piume: urticanti
(Feathers: galling)
Placcca: su stoffe pregiate a strisce bianche, rosse e nere, lo scudo made-in USA e l'immagine della Turritopsis Nutricola

(Plaque: on black, red and white stripes fabric the Made in USA logo and the Turritopsis Nutricola image)

Soci fondatori: infondato
(Fonding partners: not fonded yet)

Soci primi:
(First partners):

1) SS lo Spirito Sonnecchioso
2) Belzebu'
3) E.Raser, al secolo Mario Scarponi
4) Affidabilità, a secolo Paolo Ciccioli

Attività iniziali: poche

(Inital activities; very few)

End of first part

[Griffin NoName]

I ran it thru babelfish Italian->English->Russian->Italian->English or whatever - I lost track - and it still made sense. Well kinda!

Can anyone assist with a request fromm E.Raser to further the cause?

I need some shield made-in-USA = medusa
with the images of Tuttitopsis Nutricola?
Do you wknow some firm who produces the shield ( of Ronald Reagan stile  ) ?

[E.Raser]

I shall abide, my dear siblings



End of first part

OK, go on

[Aggie]

Can anyone assist with a request fromm E.Raser to further the cause?

I need some shield made-in-USA = medusa
with the images of Tuttitopsis Nutricola?
Do you wknow some firm who produces the shield ( of Ronald Reagan stile  ) ?

I am not sure what the shield must be made of, but I know a good leatherworker.

[E.Raser]

I am not sure what the shield must be made of, but I know a good leatherworker.

the shield must be made by aluminium, with over printed an intelligent design in elaboration course and the image of jellyfish.
all hight 8 cm and with tweezers for the colar that we make in Italy.
The shied must be made in USA

Star spangled banner it has bee, changed.
Obama says ...change, change....and NOMI has changed the imn

"And the rocket's black glare
the bombs flaking in air
gave the prrof thru' the night
that our flag was still there."

So the shield must be made by enameled auminium to polish of black color, intelligent design and image of jelyfish

[Griffin NoName]

Sorry, I can't help. I don't know any intelligent designs and cannot afford the flight to the USA righ now anyway.

[E.Raser]

Sorry, I can't help. I don't know any intelligent designs

nevertheless the immortal jellyfish it has been created, not certainly evolved, being anti-Darwinian,own because it used it to E.Raser to symbol on the shield.
This is its scope puts into effect them of purpose into the nature.
( babelfish it has been created to complicate things )

[Griffin NoName]

babelfish evolved?

[E.Raser]

babelfish evolved?

according to Tipler when this stupid machine will be able translate in English quelo who I write in Italian I could be considerta person, second the definition of Turing.

OHHHHHH MADONNA
HO BISOGNO DI UNO PSICANALISTA,COME WHITLEY STRIEBER DI COMMUNION
HO VISTO LA MADONNA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Griffin NoName]

I think I understand... you will be the computer - the computer will be the real person? kind of like a swap over? not entirely sure where the material girl comes in tho.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Other than the lovely April Fool's reference, how does this involve fish?

Or, possibly, is E. Raser pranking us?

[E.Raser]

I think I understand... you will be the computer - the computer will be the real person?

oh my God.....that really happned when I tried to transate by babelfish the above text.

this is the first step to become A DOWNLOAD HUMAN, and to live in aeternal life , like Turritopsis Nutricula.

READ TIPLER
AND BECOME A MEMBER OF N.O.M.I.
we must stop the expansion of universe,and we need of person like YOU

[E.Raser]

Or, possibly, is E. Raser pranking us?

when I write pranking in babefish it transate babeish.
Which devil means.

Anyway.....we accept pirates in free exit from the Church of FSM and from the Monastery

[Griffin NoName]

I think I understand... you will be the computer - the computer will be the real person?

oh my God.....that really happned when I tried to transate by babelfish the above text.

this is the first step to become A DOWNLOAD HUMAN, and to live in aeternal life , like Turritopsis Nutricula.

  When IS Download a Human Day??    Fri 13th March?

Seriously, seriously, Download a HUman would be so much better than Immaculate Births - Women of the World Unite for Downloads !!!

READ TIPLER
AND BECOME A MEMBER OF N.O.M.I.
we must stop the expansion of universe,and we need of person like YOU

HELP  I AM BEING GROOMED ! :shock:

Where can I get a cheap Tipler?

Anyway.....we accept pirates in free exit from the Church of FSM and from the Monastery

Who said anything about "free" ?    !!

[Opsa]

I myself welcome our alien (E. Raser) overlords and stand staunchly* ** behind Download a Human Day in my Babefish way.

*or rauchily
**or ranch chili

I am now hungry for spicy things and wary of any black glares we may get from the use of the phrase "black glare". Am preparing ranch chili as a peace offering to any friends and neighbors I may have offended. Please bring beer.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Will hard cider do?

[stellinacadente]

babelfish evolved?

according to Tipler when this stupid machine will be able translate in English quelo who I write in Italian I could be considerta person, second the definition of Turing.

OHHHHHH MADONNA
HO BISOGNO DI UNO PSICANALISTA,COME WHITLEY STRIEBER DI COMMUNION
HO VISTO LA MADONNA!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL se capiti in Sicilia te la fanno vedere gratis quella nera ehehehhe

[Aggie]

Where can I get a cheap Tipler?

I used to be...  my tolerance is too damned high these days.

[E.Raser]

LOL se capiti in Sicilia te la fanno vedere gratis quella nera ehehehhe

Dove ?
La MAMMA era di Cianciana ( Agrigento )

abbiamo anche qui a Loreto una Madonna Nera, separat dal suolo, cioè separta da Adamo = Adamah = ground= suolo

e ,secondo Tipler, una speciazione a sè, xx la Madre, maschio xx il Figlio

[E.Raser]

  When IS Download a Human Day??    Fri 13th March?

Seriously, seriously, Download a HUman would be so much better than Immaculate Births - Women of the World Unite for Downloads !!!




HELP  I AM BEING GROOMED ! :shock:

Where can I get a cheap Tipler?

No.  Download Human day is

August 6th

------Hiroshima
------Transfiguration of Crist

You can get a sumary for chilfren of Tipler just now.

became a member of N.O.M.I.  and read Tipler easy



~edited by Griffin formissing end quotes only

[E.Raser]

I am now hungry for spicy things and wary of any black glares we may get from the use of the phrase "black glare". Am preparing ranch chili as a peace offering to any friends and neighbors I may have offended. Please bring beer.

why "peace"? offering.

If bombs are not flaking ( mass ) in air, while the rocket is a black body, rectius back glare, you cannot see any flag there

[Griffin NoName]

You can get a sumary for chilfren of Tipler just now.

Good Grief!  How many children does Tipler have?

[E.Raser]

  How many children does Tipler have?

ask me later

[stellinacadente]

Dove ?
La MAMMA era di Cianciana ( Agrigento )

abbiamo anche qui a Loreto una Madonna Nera, separat dal suolo, cioè separta da Adamo = Adamah = ground= suolo

e ,secondo Tipler, una speciazione a sè, xx la Madre, maschio xx il Figlio

Uhmmmm io pensavo alla madonna nera di Tindari

Ho visto quella di Loreto, o meglio la sua raffigurazione...

molto.... unsual

[E.Raser]

Uhmmmm io pensavo alla madonna nera di Tindari

non la conoscevo.
ora mi toccherà mettermi a studiare anche questa, perchè , da una prima lettura su google,è interessante lo smalto black glare sulla struttura lignea preesistente

[stellinacadente]

Io ne sono venuta a conoscenza dopo aver letto il libro di Camilleri "La Gita a Tindari"... e allora son diventata curiosa e son dovuta andare a vederla....

non voglio pensarci... l'ultima volta che son stata in Sicilia e' stato 7 anni fa (

[E.Raser]

l'ultima volta che son stata in Sicilia e' stato 7 anni fa (

terrible news from London tomorrow.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601102&sid=a.OF8QhxA_uk&refer=uk

Williams 66............

.....short rounds of 30 seconds, and in single file.........

[Griffin NoName]

Too early in the year for pansies !

I do like the predicting bad news ahead of time. But then I always fancied myself as Cassandra.

Advice to dress down is good. Why spoil an expensive suit and who wants a dented bowler.

[E.Raser]

Too early in the year for pansies !

CANNON STREET in London charges policemen.

The revolution came from streets.

to the devil the Bank of England

[Griffin NoName]

To be brutally honest, I can think of more Satanic Institutions than the Bank of England.

But let us not quibble over minutiae !

[E.Raser]

I can think of more Satanic Institutions than the Bank of England.

oh, yes, for sure.
New Order of Jellyfish Immortal N.O.M.I. is one, for example.
with the two cousins : the BICE of Frankfurt and the FEDE of USA, the 2 octopuses who strangle the world.

But, to be honest, was the Bank of England who introduced the money as debt, since 1694 d.Cr.,while money is only the measure of value and the value of measure.

they were criminal geniuses during centuries.

correct me if I wrong

[Griffin NoName]

I fear correcting you may cost one dearly

[E.Raser]

I fear correcting you may cost one dearly

no place.
a stairway to nowhere