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April 1° 2009>>>>the fish of the year

Started by E.Raser, March 09, 2009, 08:20:31 AM

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E.Raser

N.O.M.I.
Nuovo Ordine della Medusa Immortale

Mantello: sismico
Cappello: a punta, infinitamente aguzza
Piume: urticanti
Placcca: su stoffe pregiate a strisce bianche, rosse e nere, lo scudo made-in USA e l'immagine della Turritopsis Nutricola
Soci fondatori: infondato
Soci primi:
1) SS lo Spirito Sonnecchioso
2) Belzebu'
3) E.Raser, al secolo Mario Scarponi
4) Affidabilità, a secolo Paolo Ciccioli
Attività iniziali: poche
Passività iniziai: stampiamo dal nulla note-di-banco, con disegni riccamente colorati e la dicitura < per favore non mi rompa i coglioni>. sono biglietti utili per la rinegoziazione dei prezzi
Parenti prossimi: la BICE di Francoforte, la signorina col buco da signora, la grande piovra che strangola il mondo; la FEDE degli USA, carta per tutti , a debito, a tasso 0%; la Banca del Giappone, caccia 0 in picchiata etc etc
Regole di associazione:
si accettano persone, fisiche  e non, cloni, download umani, pirati in libera uscita,eretici gnostici, vecchi, studenti ed anche bambini, purchè letterati.
condizione per l'ammissione , occorre aver letto il libro di Frank J Tipler, La Fisica del Cristianesimo, Mondadori, 2008.
A legge fondamentale dell'associazione viene adottato 1'art 1 della futura Costituzione Italiana:
Art. 1:
L'Italia è una repubblica fondata sul lavoro reale e produttivo
La sovranità appartiene a quel popolo che la esercita come, dove e quando cazzo gli pare.
Il popolo è formato da tutti i cittadini
Il fuoco sacro appartiene a a chi sa tenero acceso.

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

La vuolta de E. Raser! Comme va?  :) :)
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For the rest: The New Order of the Immortal Jellyfish, description and requisites of admission which perhaps would be better translated by Stelli... (and I can tell you that there is nothing wrong with his English  :o).
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.

beagle

There's something about seeing the phrases "E.Raser" and "Future Italian Constitution" in the same text that makes me slightly uneasy.
The angels have the phone box




Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

I'm sure it has something to do with the latest shenanigans from Berlusconi. Imagine the effects of knowing the the fascists never left.
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.

beagle

The angels have the phone box




stellinacadente

I shall abide, my dear siblings

N.O.M.I.
Nuovo Ordine della Medusa Immortale

(New Order of the Immortal Jellyfish)

Mantello: sismico
(Cape: Sismic)

Cappello: a punta, infinitamente aguzza

(Hat: Pointy, infinitly sharp)

Piume: urticanti
(Feathers: galling)
Placcca: su stoffe pregiate a strisce bianche, rosse e nere, lo scudo made-in USA e l'immagine della Turritopsis Nutricola

(Plaque: on black, red and white stripes fabric the Made in USA logo and the Turritopsis Nutricola image)

Soci fondatori: infondato
(Fonding partners: not fonded yet)

Soci primi:
(First partners):

1) SS lo Spirito Sonnecchioso
2) Belzebu'
3) E.Raser, al secolo Mario Scarponi
4) Affidabilità, a secolo Paolo Ciccioli

Attività iniziali: poche

(Inital activities; very few)

End of first part :D

"Pressure... changes everything pressure. Some people you squeeze them, they focus... others fall..."

Al Pacino, The Devil's Advocate

Griffin NoName


I ran it thru babelfish Italian->English->Russian->Italian->English or whatever - I lost track - and it still made sense. Well kinda!

Can anyone assist with a request fromm E.Raser to further the cause?

QuoteI need some shield made-in-USA = medusa
with the images of Tuttitopsis Nutricola?
Do you wknow some firm who produces the shield ( of Ronald Reagan stile  ) ?

Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


E.Raser


Aggie

Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 09, 2009, 11:31:23 PM
Can anyone assist with a request fromm E.Raser to further the cause?

QuoteI need some shield made-in-USA = medusa
with the images of Tuttitopsis Nutricola?
Do you wknow some firm who produces the shield ( of Ronald Reagan stile  ) ?

I am not sure what the shield must be made of, but I know a good leatherworker.
WWDDD?

E.Raser

#9
Quote from: Agujjim on March 10, 2009, 12:21:19 PM


I am not sure what the shield must be made of, but I know a good leatherworker.


the shield must be made by aluminium, with over printed an intelligent design in elaboration course and the image of jellyfish.
all hight 8 cm and with tweezers for the colar that we make in Italy.
The shied must be made in USA

Star spangled banner it has bee, changed.
Obama says ...change, change....and NOMI has changed the imn :mrgreen:

"And the rocket's black glare
the bombs flaking in air
gave the prrof thru' the night
that our flag was still there."

So the shield must be made by enameled auminium to polish of black color, intelligent design and image of jelyfish


Griffin NoName


Sorry, I can't help. I don't know any intelligent designs and cannot afford the flight to the USA righ now anyway.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


E.Raser

Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2009, 10:28:24 AM

Sorry, I can't help. I don't know any intelligent designs

nevertheless the immortal jellyfish it has been created, not certainly evolved, being anti-Darwinian,own because it used it to E.Raser to symbol on the shield.
This is its scope puts into effect them of purpose into the nature.
( babelfish it has been created to complicate things )

Griffin NoName

Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


E.Raser

Quote from: Griffin NoName on March 11, 2009, 12:00:23 PM

babelfish evolved?

according to Tipler when this stupid machine will be able translate in English quelo who I write in Italian I could be considerta person, second the definition of Turing.

OHHHHHH MADONNA
HO BISOGNO DI UNO PSICANALISTA,COME WHITLEY STRIEBER DI COMMUNION
HO VISTO LA MADONNA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Griffin NoName


I think I understand... you will be the computer - the computer will be the real person? kind of like a swap over? not entirely sure where the material girl comes in tho.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand