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Ye Insult Challenge

Started by The Black Spot, October 17, 2006, 05:18:35 PM

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Black Bart

#45
November 08, 2006, 01:27:47 PM
AAARRR ye reminds me o Shakespeare...Should I compare thee to a Summer's day?...NO, ye rotting pile o left over Redde Cowwe Sandwiches!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Sibling Kephra (Tansy)

#46
November 13, 2006, 05:50:27 AM Last Edit: November 13, 2006, 05:52:07 AM by Sibling Kephra (Tansy)
'ows about oi compare ye tuh a soddin' compostin' heap o' rottin' whale blubber, yuh puss filled sack o' leather!

(edit) *silly side note:*  Oi accudent'ly hit the 'spell check' insted o' the 'save' button.  Whole durned thing lit up loike a Yule tree!
Insanity takes it's toll; please have correct change.

Black Bart

#47
November 13, 2006, 01:02:48 PM
GGGAAARRRR...Ye are not worth the maggots what escape from our ship's biscuits!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Calico Jack

#48
November 13, 2006, 01:03:55 PM
ye are as spineless as a jellyfish
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Black Bart

#49
November 13, 2006, 01:15:04 PM
YYYYYAARRRR...I'll not have it...I be more loik a blancmange than a jellyfish!  Ye dreadful stain o cat's pee on the deck!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#50
November 14, 2006, 12:31:24 PM
Have at ye, yer swollen sack o' snails' innards!

Calico Jack

#51
November 14, 2006, 04:14:56 PM
ye be as ugly as a rhinosauras chewing a wasp
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

The Black Spot

#52
November 14, 2006, 04:48:20 PM
An ye be as ugly as the wasp after the rhino's finished with 'im.

Black Bart

#53
November 15, 2006, 04:27:24 PM
GGGAAARRRRGH and ye be as ugly as the the wasp arter he's fallen to the ground and been pooped on by a passin elephant!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Calico Jack

#54
November 16, 2006, 01:00:29 PM
yaaarrrr an ye be as ugly as a wasp after the elephant as finished pooping on it an as stood on it
Today everything is different; there's no action, have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food, right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody, get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

The Black Spot

#55
November 16, 2006, 03:51:19 PM
AAARRRRGH and ye be as ugly as the the wasp after he's fallen to the ground, been pooped an stood on by a passin elephant, an then eaten by a crow an shat out the other end!

The Meromorph

#56
November 16, 2006, 04:10:15 PM
Gaarrgh! When yer wuz born yer mother took one look, shouted "I musta bin mistook!", and reached fer the toilet paper!
Dances with Motorcycles.

The Black Spot

#57
November 16, 2006, 04:17:28 PM
GAH! An when ye were born the midwife were tryin' to shove yer back in!

Black Bart

#58
November 16, 2006, 07:52:35 PM
GGGAARRRRR...and when ye were born they called in an excorcist thinkin ye were the antichrist! Turned out ye had three curly hairs a top yer head what looked loik 666...if only ye still ad em!
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

The Black Spot

#59
November 20, 2006, 04:04:44 PM
Gah! Ye has 666 on yer own head. 666 fleas yer blaggard!
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