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Started by Black Bart, January 29, 2008, 10:20:04 AM

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nefyuBB

#60
August 06, 2009, 05:12:30 AM
Quote from: Bluenose on May 19, 2009, 01:20:03 PM



Captain NoName found hidden tweashure with a swizzle stick!

8 Bellz ande *******[/color]

Bluenose

#61
August 06, 2009, 08:31:58 AM
8 Bellz ande ales go well



NefyuBB found drunk in *********
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Griffin NoName

#62
August 06, 2009, 10:53:01 AM

NefyuBB found drunk in bath tub



Moby Dick accused of ********************


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Pachyderm

#63
August 06, 2009, 03:19:58 PM
Moby Dick accused of

barratry and simony

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Great *******************

sighted off Scilly Isles
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Opsa

#64
August 06, 2009, 06:29:42 PM



Great Mermaid Tail

sighted off Scilly Isles



;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Suspects Sought in Case of Missing *************

pieces o nine

#65
August 07, 2009, 02:00:57 AM
Suspects Sought in Case of Missing Fish Heddes





Bart Industries Corners Market On
* * * * *
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

DaveL

#66
August 07, 2009, 06:16:49 AM
Bart Industries Corners Market On
Salmonella

Smuggler Nobby Earnshaw has trubbles stuffing a ***** down his trousers, because it looked like a ******
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

pieces o nine

#67
August 10, 2009, 03:58:46 AM
Smuggler Nobby Earnshaw has trubbles stuffing a Trout down his trousers, because it looked like a Codpiece English Sole




Nef Yoo on the Lam!
Named Major Suspect in ****** Pilfering Case
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

DaveL

#68
September 06, 2009, 10:01:21 PM
Nef Yoo on the Lam!
Named Major Suspect in Portsmouth Pirate Public School Rum Pilfering Case
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Griffin NoName

#69
September 06, 2009, 11:29:36 PM

Dave, ye forgot the follow on headline.....
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DaveL

#70
September 15, 2009, 12:56:05 PM
...yarrrr Oi must've had too many...

Hackles the Rescue Dog let off leash, finds a grassy lawn and does a big *****
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Opsa

#71
September 15, 2009, 05:37:07 PM
Hackles the Rescue Dog let off leash, finds a grassy lawn and does a big Song and Dance to Avoid All Responsibility

DaveL Grabs Microphone Away from Black Bart and Declares Himself ********

Bluenose

#72
September 15, 2009, 10:01:11 PM
DaveL Grabs Microphone Away from Black Bart and Declares Himself A Natural Woman


Black Bart ************ All Over DaveL's Pink Tutu
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Griffin NoName

#73
September 15, 2009, 11:32:13 PM
Quote from: Bluenose on September 15, 2009, 10:01:11 PM

Black Bart chucked Fishe-Heade-Stew All Over DaveL's Pink Tutu

Intensive Fish Farming causes**************** in Portsmouth
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DaveL

#74
September 16, 2009, 12:08:38 PM

Intensive Fish Farming causesBig Ron sausage stock market collapse in Portsmouth
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Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!
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