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Started by Black Bart, January 29, 2008, 10:20:04 AM

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Griffin NoName

#45
June 09, 2008, 11:45:59 AM


Davel's pink dress involved in "wardrobe malfunction" during Best Dressed Pirate competition

Madam Fifi supplies Principle Cullinane with ************
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Black Bart

#46
June 09, 2008, 02:11:32 PM
Madam Fifi supplies Principle Cullinane with keys to handcuffs

The Black Spot found adrift in ***********
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Opsa

#47
June 09, 2008, 10:05:16 PM


The Black Spot found adrift in DaveL's Flagon of Home-Brewed Grog


Opsa Suddenly Awakens From Five-Day Hangover With A ***********

DaveL

#48
June 10, 2008, 12:10:35 PM
Opsa Suddenly Awakens From Five-Day Hangover with a stint in the stocks

Catpin Puff swallowed a hairball and *****
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

anthrobabe

#49
June 10, 2008, 12:37:20 PM
Catpin Puff swallowed a hairball and Walk the Plank Reported a Wig Missing


****** overheard whispering sweet nothings to ******
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

pieces o nine

#50
June 10, 2008, 10:03:38 PM
Captain Cronan overheard whispering sweet nothings to his new cabin 'boy'!




********* pledges to investigate acute shortage of banner-sized headline type!
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Black Bart

#51
July 16, 2008, 03:44:21 PM
The Portsmouth ASA (Attention Seekers Anonymous) pledges to investigate acute shortage of banner-sized headline type!

Palaeoanthropologists discover ***** bones in Black bart's Fish Head Stew
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Pachyderm

#52
July 17, 2008, 12:05:15 AM
Palaeoanthropologists discover lichen bones in Black Bart's Fish Head Stew




********* and I just good friends, claims limpet
Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum....

Bluenose

#53
July 17, 2008, 12:23:34 PM
Black Bart's bottom and I just good friends, claims limpet




"Where's my winkle" cries ****
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Black Bart

#54
July 17, 2008, 01:24:39 PM
"Where's my winkle?" cries Rip Van

"Hang****from the yard arm," cries ****
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

nefyuBB

#55
May 17, 2009, 08:04:43 AM
Quote from: Black Bart on July 17, 2008, 01:24:39 PM
"Where's my winkle?" cries Rip Van

"Hang me whet dressis from the yard arm," cries Davel

NefyuBB tha gwatist****on tha sebbin****

Opsa

#56
May 18, 2009, 06:18:59 PM
NefyuBB tha gwatist squatted on tha sebbin open portholes to no avail!

Black Bart's Extended Disapperinse Blaimed on ******

Earthling

#57
May 18, 2009, 07:34:50 PM
Black Bart's Extended Disapperinse Blaimed on Accidental Ingestion of Fish Head Stew

Aliens Seen ******** with MP's in Royal Mews
"Heisenberg may have slept here"

Griffin NoName

#58
May 18, 2009, 08:27:30 PM
Aliens Seen spending their expenses on buying ship fittings with MP's in Royal Mews

Aliens Seen ********* and hung from the yard arm.
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Bluenose

#59
May 19, 2009, 01:20:03 PM


Aliens Seen gathering their smalls to be washed and hung from the yard arm.

Captain NoName found ******** with a swizzle stick!
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.
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