Post a headline with missing words...next person fills in the gaps in an amusing way eg:
Big Ron Takes Blame for ******** on Black Bart's ship
Big Ron Takes Blame for strange smell on Black Bart's ship
Black Bart denies biting Big Ron in the ********
Black Bart denies biting Big Ron in the
Veal and Rosemary
Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Smothered by a ********.
Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Smothered by a bald parrot.
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Big Ron kicked in the *********.[
Big Ron kicked in the Take-a-Penalty for Charity Competition.
Cutlass found in ********.
Cutlass found in Mr. Blobbys Mullett.
Bustlin Brian arrested for *********!
Bustlin Brian arrested for mixing up cock and ball stories !!
Black Bart falls off the *********** again !!
Black Bart falls off the statue of Moll Flanders again !!
PPPS Distilleries Inc deny adding ********** to Captain's Delight XO!
PPPS Distilleries Inc deny adding Bay Rum to Captain's Delight XO!
DaveL spotted purchasing ********** in upscale Portsmouth boutique!!
DaveL spotted purchasing frilly pink lace ( instead of pilliaging said items) in upscale Portsmouth boutique !
Tiddles says he's " not a *********
Tiddles says he is not a threat to local rodents or residents
E-Pirates take over the *******
E-Pirates take over the rest of the alphabet ' ostage !!
Rodents Lil and Phil claim that ******
Rodents Lil and Phil claim that Tiddles can kill
Hackles the Rescue Dog is off his leash and is busting for a
Hackles the Rescue Dog is off his leash and is busting for a salty tail
Hackles the Rescue Dog plays with his own******/b]
Hackles the Rescue Dog plays with his own squeaky ball.
Admiral Benbow found serving **********
Admiral Benbow found serving Tea!!!
New ****** hired at the Admiral Benbow!!
New Tea Picker hired at the Admiral Benbow!!
Big Ron loves whipping out his *****
Big Ron loves whipping out his tea caddy.
Portsmouth invaded by *************
Portsmouth invaded by Rushin' Pirates
Phil and Lil found in *******
Phil and Lil found in Hackles the Rescue Dog's tummy
********* having bottom scraped
Black Bart having bottom scraped
Big Ron caught on camera eating his own ***********
Big Ron caught on camera eating his own fish head stew
******** hold parade in Portsmouth
Pirates Anonymous hold parade in Portsmouth
Big Ron spotted buying***********
Big Ron Spotted buying Sausage meat from Koreans
Big Brenda crushes Dave L's********
Big Brenda crushes Dave L's best Pink Party dress
Madam Fifi arrested for **********
Madam Fifi arrested for insider trading
Pirgilla voted most like to ********
Pirgilla voted most like to win International Wobbly Blancmange Contest
Calico Jack's Wig found in*******
Calico Jack's Wig found in Portsmouth gaol
Big Ron accused of *******
Big Ron accused of Sausage bending by the Duke of Cumberland
The Black Spot celebrates birthday with a *******
The Black Spot celebrates birthday with a I rubba dub dub my Pirate Duckie
Lifesize ************** seen floating in harbour
Lifesize Big Bratwurst from Big Ron's 'Das Rhineland' range seen floating in the harbour
Mayor Keith was found in bed with a ****
Mayor Keith was found in bed with a terrible tummyache - Big Ron's Bratwurst suspected
Portsmouth Ladies Found to be ********
Portsmouth Ladies Found to be Ladies After All, Hundreds Of Pirates Collapse At The News
Black Bart's Treasure Found In ***********
Black Bart's Treasure Found In The Benbow Lost and Found!
Aphos found in possession of *************!
Aphos found in possession of some of his senses. Millions astonished!
Pachyderm runs for *************
Pachyderm runs for POTUS! Promises to eliminate taxes on peanuts and acacia!
Bluenose thinks Pizza the Hutt is *******
Bluenose thinks Pizza the Hutt is his kind of scum: fish-less and in-venting.
The 828th Annual Portsmouth Country Club "Y'Gotta Regatta" disrupted by ...
Quote from: Bluenose on February 15, 2008, 12:28:59 PM
Portsmouth Ladies Found to be Ladies After All, Hundreds Of Pirates Collapse At The News
Black Bart's Treasure Found In ***********
Black Bart's Treasure found in Conservatory:(http://web.mac.com/antonyroberts/iWeb/twerps_dwyle_flonking/Photos_files/hist_cartoon1.jpg)
The 828th Annual Portsmouth Country Club "Y'Gotta Regatta" disrupted by "Free the Gerbils" demonstration
********** found in Admiral Benbow's alley
Callico Jack's wig found alive in Admiral Benbow's alley
Plague of ******** hits Portsmouth
Plague of Black Bart Clones hits Portsmouth
Portsmouth grannies surprised by **************
Portsmouth grannies surprised by Hot Toddy shortage
Rum declared *************
Rum declared to replace Town Water Supply
Big Ron caught manhandling his *****
Big Ron caught manhandling his sausage
Davel's pink dress involved in "wardrobe malfuntion" during ********
Davel's pink dress involved in "wardrobe malfunction" during Best Dressed Pirate competition
Madam Fifi supplies Principle Cullinane with ************
Madam Fifi supplies Principle Cullinane with keys to handcuffs
The Black Spot found adrift in ***********
The Black Spot found adrift in DaveL's Flagon of Home-Brewed Grog
Opsa Suddenly Awakens From Five-Day Hangover With A ***********
Opsa Suddenly Awakens From Five-Day Hangover with a stint in the stocks
Catpin Puff swallowed a hairball and *****
Catpin Puff swallowed a hairball and Walk the Plank Reported a Wig Missing
****** overheard whispering sweet nothings to ******
Captain Cronan overheard whispering sweet nothings to his new cabin 'boy'!
********* pledges to investigate acute shortage of banner-sized headline type!
The Portsmouth ASA (Attention Seekers Anonymous) pledges to investigate acute shortage of banner-sized headline type!
Palaeoanthropologists discover ***** bones in Black bart's Fish Head Stew
Palaeoanthropologists discover lichen bones in Black Bart's Fish Head Stew
********* and I just good friends, claims limpet
Black Bart's bottom and I just good friends, claims limpet
"Where's my winkle" cries ****
"Where's my winkle?" cries Rip Van
"Hang****from the yard arm," cries ****
Quote from: Black Bart on July 17, 2008, 01:24:39 PM
"Where's my winkle?" cries Rip Van
"Hang me whet dressis from the yard arm," cries Davel
NefyuBB tha gwatist****on tha sebbin****
NefyuBB tha gwatist squatted on tha sebbin open portholes to no avail!
Black Bart's Extended Disapperinse Blaimed on ******
Black Bart's Extended Disapperinse Blaimed on Accidental Ingestion of Fish Head Stew
Aliens Seen ******** with MP's in Royal Mews
Aliens Seen spending their expenses on buying ship fittings with MP's in Royal Mews
Aliens Seen ********* and hung from the yard arm.
Aliens Seen gathering their smalls to be washed and hung from the yard arm.
Captain NoName found ******** with a swizzle stick!
Quote from: Bluenose on May 19, 2009, 01:20:03 PM
Captain NoName found hidden tweashure with a swizzle stick!
8 Bellz ande *******[/color]
8 Bellz ande ales go well
NefyuBB found drunk in *********
NefyuBB found drunk in bath tub
Moby Dick accused of ********************
Moby Dick accused of
barratry and simony
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Great *******************
sighted off Scilly Isles
Great Mermaid Tail
sighted off Scilly Isles
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Suspects Sought in Case of Missing *************
Suspects Sought in Case of Missing Fish Heddes
Bart Industries Corners Market On
* * * * *
Bart Industries Corners Market On
Salmonella
Smuggler Nobby Earnshaw has trubbles stuffing a ***** down his trousers, because it looked like a ******
Smuggler Nobby Earnshaw has trubbles stuffing a Trout down his trousers, because it looked like a Codpiece English Sole
Nef Yoo on the Lam!
Named Major Suspect in ****** Pilfering Case
Nef Yoo on the Lam!
Named Major Suspect in Portsmouth Pirate Public School Rum Pilfering Case
Dave, ye forgot the follow on headline.....
...yarrrr Oi must've had too many...
Hackles the Rescue Dog let off leash, finds a grassy lawn and does a big *****
Hackles the Rescue Dog let off leash, finds a grassy lawn and does a big Song and Dance to Avoid All Responsibility
DaveL Grabs Microphone Away from Black Bart and Declares Himself ********
DaveL Grabs Microphone Away from Black Bart and Declares Himself A Natural Woman
Black Bart ************ All Over DaveL's Pink Tutu
Quote from: Bluenose on September 15, 2009, 10:01:11 PM
Black Bart chucked Fishe-Heade-Stew All Over DaveL's Pink Tutu
Intensive Fish Farming causes**************** in Portsmouth
Intensive Fish Farming causesBig Ron sausage stock market collapse in Portsmouth
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Yoo-oo, DaveL! Yer fergots ter put a new eddline in, again!
Intensive Fish Farming causes Big Ron sausage stock market collapse in Portsmouth
DaveL gets put in the stocks for incomplete Pirate Headlines. A ***** is expected.
DaveL gets put in the stocks for incomplete Pirate Headlines. A kick up the woozit is expected.
Madam Fifi introduces ecologically sound ******* to quell a mass walk out.
Madam Fifi introduces ecologically sound 'Escort Service' to quell a mass walk out.
Wenches' Jello Wrestling Tournament at the Admiral Benbow Causes An Outbreak of ***********
Wenches' Jello Wrestling Tournament at the Admiral Benbow Causes An Outbreak of Innuendo
Wenches' Jello Wrestling Tournament at the Admiral Benbow Leads to ***********
Wenches' Jello Wrestling Tournament at the Admiral Benbow Leads to Catastrophic Dandruff!
Bluenose at Large! Last Seen *************
Bluenose at Large! Last Seen Wearing Cleavage Hat
Cleavage Hats all the Rage in ***************
Cleavage Hats all the Rage in the Land of Bald-Headed Men!
(Oi bet you fot I was gonna say "Cleveland"!)
Pachyderm Ahead in the ************ Polls
Pachyderm Ahead in the Republican mascot Polls
Pieces of Nine gets a Greco-Roman style avatar. She said that looking at the ***** on Michaelangelo's 'Statue of David' was her inspiration.
Pieces of Nine gets a Greco-Roman style avatar. She said that looking at the locks on Michaelangelo's 'Statue of David' was her inspiration.
DaveL's **** accidentally barbecued following unfortunate style comment. Pieces located.
DaveL's eyepatch accidentally barbecued following unfortunate style comment. Pieces located.
Pieces located in Beagle's **********
Pieces located in Beagle's kennel
Beagle accidentally ate Pieces' ************.
Beagle accidentally ate Pieces' Headdress Vulture. Portsmouth Publicke Oz Spittal Reports He is Stable.
Beagle Objects to Assignment to Porstmouth Publicke Oz Spittal Stables. He insists on Treatment in the ************.
Pieces' tragic hat loss sorrow was cause of her putting on a **** and **** with *** in the focsle, says defence lawyer.
YARRR Sorry matey, I keep hitting the wrong modify thread button...sorry gang! DL
Pieces' tragic hat loss sorrow was cause of her putting on a Verybigsail and verytallmast with extrariggin in the focsle, says defence lawyer.
Sudden Squall to blame for WalkthePlank's ****** falling in the *******and causing an outbreak of *******
Sudden Squall to blame for WalkthePlank's curry falling in the Pacificand causing an outbreak of Line dancing
Drunken tatto convention trip was mistake says Bart, after failed attempt to erase giant pair of *****.
Drunken tatto convention trip was mistake says Bart, after failed attempt to erase giant pair of Geoducks from his trouser line.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck#Industry_and_impact
Griffin spies ***** sumggling a long large ***** into Big Ron's shop. Sausage production expected to ******
Griffin spies DaveL sumggling a long large marrow into Big Ron's shop. Sausage production expected to diversify
DaveL loses his ********* during tug of war. Townsfolk shocked by his ********.
DaveL loses his Train of Thought during tug of war. Townsfolk shocked by his Ignoring the Plight of Beagle, Still Languishing in the Portsmouth Publicke Oz Spittal Stables.
DaveL Apologizes to Beagle, Offering to ************ at ************, to Sort It Out.
DaveL Apologizes to Beagle, Offering to tilt at windmills, to Sort It Out.
Pirates ************ at mention of "windmills".
Pirates offer free beach rides on Donkey Hotey at mention of "windmills".
Pirates demand less ******* in the Piratey headlines as Black Bart suffered a ******* whilst trying to ******** Diversifikashun.
Pirates demand less polysyllabicity in the Piratey headlines as Black Bart suffered a hernia whilst trying to typeset Diversifikashun.
Black Bart thanks ***** for their support.
Black Bart thanks surgical truss makers for their support.
Beagle Off His Food, Blames *******
Beagle Off His Food, Blames snail porridge.
Leading chef found ******** in the rigging.
Leading chef found Snail Fishing in the rigging.
Citizens Against Snail Fishing Protest at ****** and Demand ******.
Citizens Against Snail Fishing Protest at Slime Robbers and Demand Safety Barriers.
Pieces found******* on deck.
Pieces found lying in a pool of jello on deck.
Outbreak of jello ****** in Portsmouth
Outbreak of jello shortages in Portsmouth
Big Ron Vows to * * * * * to Meat Jello Shortages Head-on
Big Ron Vows to boost aspic production to Meat Jello Shortages Head-on
Darlica finds Pirates in the Baltic Sea that speak fluent Swedish Pirate, including words like ******, ***** and *****.
Darlica finds Pirates in the Baltic Sea that speak fluent Swedish Pirate, including words like Konungariket Sverige, Försvarsmakten and ABBA.
Polymath pirates in ********* , Swato ******* in shock.
Polymath pirates in Parrot Speach Outrage , Swato's beard drops off in shock.
Fears that the 'Axis of Weevil' could spread it's corrupting influence to Portsmouth sparks mass *******.
Fears that the 'Axis of Weevil' could spread it's corrupting influence to Portsmouth sparks mass enlistment stampede.
The Axis of Weevil Throws its Cap into the Rung for Upcoming * * * * * Elections.
The Axis of Weevil Throws its Cap into the Rung for Upcoming Step Ladder Hat Elections.
Upsurge Of Ladders With Hats Blamed On * * * * *
Upsurge Of Ladders With Hats Blamed On PoN's Deplorable Spelling
Local Hardware Store Inundated with Stepladder Returns as Fickle Populace Turns Its Attention to * * * * *
Local Hardware Store Inundated with Stepladder Returns as Fickle Populace Turns Its Attention to Slug Racing
*********** banninated fom city environs as Slug Grand National nears.
Slug Fanciers banninated fom city environs as Slug Grand National nears.
Bluenose arrested for distributing illegal*************** outside hardware stores
Bluenose arrested for distributing illegal snail baits outside hardware stores
Slug Grand National under threat from ***************
Slug Grand National under threat from stale beer dumped outside the local pubs.
Slug Grand National Judges Strike Back With * * * * * .
This whole slug thing has reminded me that I buried a 'beer' slug trap in the garden way back in the summer!!!! Those slugs must be well and truly Brahms and List by now!!!
Slug Grand National Judges Strike Back With new Lemon and Slime drink .
Drunken Slugs terrorize local community with their ******
Drunken Slugs terrorize local community with their breakdancing
Tired and emotional Bart falls in own trap and is anointed **** by drunken slugs.
Tired and emotional Bart falls in own trap and is anointed Grand Maggot by drunken slugs.
Long-Winded Tales o'the Ocean on Hiatus as Cap'n Bart * * * * * an Avatar Celebrating His New Status
Long-Winded Tales o'the Ocean on Hiatus as Cap'n Bart chokes on an Avatar Celebrating His New Status
Leading surgeons baffled as to whether to use tweezers or a ***** in avatarectomy. Boiling pitch on standby.
Leading surgeons baffled as to whether to use tweezers or a knitting needle in avatarectomy. Boiling pitch on standby.
Beagle falls in boiling pitch mistaking it for ***********
Beagle falls in boiling pitch mistaking it for a cold Fish Head Stew Plunge Pool at his local David Lloyd Centre.
Off topic: Grand Maggot...I like it.
Hall of the Mountain King in Full Orchestra heard emanating from the basement of the Admiral Benbow, Grand Maggot suspected to be holding a ********
Hall of the Mountain King in Full Orchestra heard emanating from the basement of the Admiral Benbow, Grand Maggot suspected to be holding a Peer Gynt themed "goodbye to Beagle" celebratory roller disco .
Bart quoted as being as happy as a dog with two *****.
Bart quoted as being as happy as a dog with two worm tablets.
Brenda spotted in Portsmouth Park snuggling up to Bustling Brian. "I was only interested in his ******. " So what else is new?
Brenda spotted in Portsmouth Park snuggling up to Bustling Brian. "I was only interested in his pork pies. " So what else is new?
Madam Fifi helps DaveL relocate his*******. Several people relieved.
Madam Fifi helps DaveL relocate his pink tutu. Several people relieved.
DaveL found wearing pink tutu while chained to ********
DaveL found wearing pink tutu while chained to a camel called Humphrey
Madam Fifi regrets installing picture window in her ******* after ******* drops off..
Madam Fifi regrets installing picture window in her guest foyer after elderly gentleman drops off..
Hackles the rescue dog saves ****** from drowning in Portsmouth Harbour. I was busy ****** and I ended up *******. Thanks Hackles, your my hero!
nice easy one there Dave :headbang:
Hackles the rescue dog saves cat from drowning in Portsmouth Harbour. I was busy catching fish and I ended up a catastrophe. Thanks Hackles, your my hero!
Dark Avenger forced out of retirement to ****** Madame Fifi's ******
Dark Avenger forced out of retirement to repopulate Madame Fifi's Bath House!
Mad Willem Recently Spotted Lurking Around ********** with ******** on his ***********!
Mad Willem Recently Spotted Lurking Around Portsmouth Home for the Befuddled with Several Fresh Leeks on his Head!
Mystery Vegetable Shortage in Portsmouth! ********** Suspected of ******** With ***********!
Mystery Vegetable Shortage in Portsmouth! Madame Fifi Suspected of Replacing All Tubers With Cod Peaces!
Local Fishmongers Outraged, Claiming * * * * *
Local Fishmongers Outraged, Claiming Illegal Codfiscation!
Pieces o' Nine Stars In "**********"!
Pieces o' Nine Stars In "The Codfather"!
Opsanus *********** About Outbreak Of Bad Fish Puns In Portsmouth
Opsanus Denies Responsibility and Weeps Openly About Outbreak Of Bad Fish Puns In Portsmouth
Bluenose Seen Leaving ********** Just Before *************
Bluenose Seen Leaving Admiral Benbow Just Before Closing Time, Regulars Shocked
Admiral Benbow Reports Disappearance Of **********, Constable Timmins *************
Admiral Benbow Reports Disappearance Of Tiddles and a Sack of Gold Plate, Constable Timmins "Deeply Concerned"
Anonymous Sources Report Sightings of Tiddles at *************
Anonymous Sources Report Sightings of Tiddles at Portsmouth Constabulary
Constable Timmins Denies *************
Constable Timmins Denies Tiddles pedigree.
Influx of EU cats causes*************** at Madam Fifi's
Influx of EU cats causes pussy mayhem at Madam Fifi's
Never mind the ******, says Bart, 2 large pomegranites down your trousers are far better for enhancing your *****
Never mind the Kumquats, says Bart, 2 large pomegranites down your trousers are far better for enhancing your Social Standing
********'s Prospects Improve as ********* Signals Support of ********
Portsmouth's Prospects Improve as The Right Honourable Earl of Orford Signals Support of Coalition Governmint
Bartie's Prospects Improve as New Truss Signals Support of Unmentionables
********* found in ***** of *********
Two Deranged but Oddly Happy Pufferfish found in Pieces of Nine's Corset
The ********* Begins as ********** Takes on **********
The Fun Begins as Pieces's Deranged Pufferfish Takes on Bart's Pomegranites
Nasty ....... Develops In .................
:giggle:
Nasty Home Decor Clash Develops In Portsmouth Over Pomegranate-Fish Mezzuzahs. (http://www.lutrra.com/company/Is+-+Unique/Mezuzahs+-+Inlaid+wood+mezuzah+cases.html)
Public Urged to Remain Calm As ***** Insists New Shipments Arriving *****
Public Urged to Remain Calm As Harbour Master Collins Insists New Shipments Arriving in Big Ron's trousers
Please to give us a new challenge, DaveL!
Nudist resort to open on Portsmouth Foreshore. Several names for the new venue have been proposed including *******, **********, and The Bare *******
Nudist resort to open on Portsmouth Foreshore. Several names for the new venue have been proposed including Sandyballs Resort, Veni Vidi Veni, and The Bare Assets.
Big Ron denies all knowledge of **************.
Big Ron denies all knowledge of meat in his haggis.
St Winifred's garden party interrupted by ****** in a ******.
St Winifred's garden party interrupted by DaveL in a pink dress
DaveL's pink dress caught ******** leaving *******
DaveL's pink dress caught Portmouth's Tribune reporters eye, leaving Pirate Awards Gala Night.
Big Winds forecast after ****** raided the *******
Big Winds forecast after Portsmouth Pirate Public School Senior Boys raided the pickled onion factory
********* struck down by foul ********
Whole crew struck down by foul fish head stew
Coast Guard ***** rammed by drunken *****