Pirate Politics

[Aggie]

Anyone from Iowa care to elect a Pirate?

http://www.jameshillforcongress.com/pirate_stand.php

I would have your wife right in front of you. I would smoke the last of your glaucoma medication. Then I will surely drink your liquor cabinet dry. However, know this my friend. I will never break an oath to uphold the public trust. My affidavit will be signed in my own blood. A Pirates crimson mark, with real binding effects into my after life. Laugh if you will then ask yourself if you could do it.