Cameron's first 10 days (U.K. interest)

[beagle]

In the interests of balance 

1  Strike down the ban on protests near the Palace of Westminster.

2  Cancel ID cards.

3  Review all instances of inappropriate use of the Terrorism Act 2000
   and redraft it so it can only be used for its intended purpose.

4  Cancel all attempts to increase detention without trial time limits.

5  Cancel any legal attempts to muzzle coroners over criticism of
    inadequate military kit.

6  Schedule the promised referendum on the EU constitution/treaty.

7  Re-assert the sovereignty of Westminster law over Brussels

8  A Royal Commission to weed out the stupid laws and directives
    with which we've been lumbered.

9  Rescind the treaty that allows the U.S. to extradite British subjects
   for offences which are not offences here, and for which they don't
   even need to present evidence to a British Court.

10 Return the 10p tax band, or better still lift the poorest out of tax entirely.

11 Annoint Boris a living god and exile Blair and Brown to St. Helena.
    Together.

[Griffin NoName]

Just as likely, in the interests of balance 

1  Strike down the pan, protests near the Palace of Westminster.

2  Cancel IDS cigarette cards.

3  Review all instances of appropriate use of the Terrorism Act 2000
   and regraft it so it can be used for all purposes.

4  Cancel all attempts to increase detention within trial time limits.

5  Cancel any illegal attempts to muzzle coroners over criticism of
    adequate military kit.

6  Shuffle off the promised referendum on the EU constitution/treaty.

7  Re-assert the sovereignty of Westminster claw over Brussels

8  A Royal Commission to praise the brilliant laws and directives
    with which we've been enriched.

9  Rescind the treaty that allows the U.S. to extradite British subjects
   for offences which are offences here, and for which they
   even need to present evidence to a British Court.

10 Endorse the 10p tax band, or better still lift the poorest out of tax relief entirely.

11 Annoint Boris a living god and exile Blair and Brown to St. Helena.
    Together.

[goat starer]

If Tory party head office get hold of this we could see the most influential moment in Toadfish history.

since they have a total of 0 policies (having learned from Blair that the soundbite is far more digestible for the hoi poloi) they may decide to use these suggestions wholesale.

please make suggestions sensible as the fate of the UK may rest on what we do here.

[beagle]

It's easy Goat. The Tory policies of a month ago will be Labour policies in a month's time. The trouble is they will occasionally add in a few they thought up themselves, which is where it all unravels.  With the "tax the poor" strategy it's not clear whether it's one they thought up themselves, or just one they took an extraordinarily long time to pinch from the Tories of the 12th Century.

[goat starer]

thats odd because the tory 'policies' such as they are look one hell of a lot like the new labour policies of 10 years ago. have we entered into some horrific political feedback loop?

[Sibling Chatty]

All recent political history seems to be some horrific political feedback loop. And there's no way to stop the madness.

UNLESS, I am appointed Queen of the World and Empress of the Universe. That'll fix it!

[pieces o nine]

Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!

[beagle]

Dunno. Not sure Goat wants another Mrs. T.

[Sibling Chatty]

As QOW, EOU, I would NOT be another Mrs. T.

I'm much to malevolent to be another Mrs. T...

[beagle]

I reckon you'd be good. Can just picture you sending food aid air drops to Burma with an F16 escort in case some local despot got in the way.

[goat starer]

I dont know about a Mrs T but this horny goat wouldnt mind a little bit of Miss tea!

Ps she is the Llama not the woman!!!



http://www.krmllamas.com/our%20Females.htm

[ivor]

I'll take a little of both.  I'd want barbecue sauce on one of them.   

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That sounds kinky... 

[Sibling Chatty]

I reckon you'd be good. Can just picture you sending food aid air drops to Burma with an F16 escort in case some local despot got in the way.

That would work.

An artist friend once did a caricature of me as QOW, EOU. I had a cat o' nine tails for a scepter, a tiara with removable poison darts, and a pair of steel-toed Doc Martens with flames on them. And minions, lots of minions...

[anthrobabe]

F-16 food drops----

would you include bbq sauce in your food drops?