Happy Dairy Goat Day!

[goat starer]

Er....

HAPPY DAIRY GOAT DAY!!!!! 
http://animalscience.ucdavis.edu/events/dairygoatday/2007/default.htm

I feel a limerick coming on!!!

Life is tough for a goat on patrol
knocking down the occasional troll
but no need for dismay
for it's Dairy Goat day
On the whole it is good for the soul

[The Meromorph]

There was a young fella called Goat,
who could pour a whole pint down his throat.
His ears they were sagging,
from excessive shagging,
so he hid them inside his fur coat.

[goat starer]

Before the BBC 606 football* forum was wrecked by that august body I used to post all the days football news for League 1 in limericks. I may have to increase my general limerick output here.

* yeah yeah blah blah soccer* blah blah whatever
* ditto

*It gets on my goat! It's a shocker!
That americans think its called soccer
Those who made up the game
should decide on the name
If you argue it's Davy Jones Locker!

[Opsa]

Poetry seems the mode of the day. I just posted this in the chantbox:

O Dairy Goats
with their silken coats
and their gifts of milk and cheese
With their horns so curly
and nature so surly
Thank you, O goats
and please!

Y'know, if we get our actual monastery, I would love to raise dairy goats there and have a cottage industry of cheese production, so this is a very appropriate holiday for the monastery.

[Sibling Chatty]

I shall certainly stop and wish the goats in the pasture on the way to Moms a Happy Dairy Goat Day!

Heheh...there was a party by the goat barns at the Ag Department Farms at A&M today...I could tell by the balloons and stuff. I wouldn't be suprised if they'd had a Dairy Goat Party!! (They've got some beatiful stock...and healthy, too, being next door to the Vet Med School.)

[goat starer]

Now I cant wait for.......

National Dairy Goat Week!!! By Presidential Proclomation!

2nd week of june

[ivor]

Mmmm!!!  Goat milk and goat cheese!!!

I can't wait until barbeque Goat Day! 

[goat starer]

you will never catch up with Chatty in the warm and fuzzies stakes with comments like that! 

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 

[Sibling Chatty]

Mmmm!!!  Goat milk and goat cheese!!!

I can't wait until barbeque Goat Day! 

No Barbacoa de la Chiva!! NO!!

Ya might as well be from South Carolina and BBQ a dang pig...

BEEF BRISKET!! Boy, you from Texas, you oughta know better!!

[ivor]

No Barbacoa de la Chiva!! NO!!

Ya might as well be from South Carolina and BBQ a dang pig...

BEEF BRISKET!! Boy, you from Texas, you oughta know better!!

Don't get me wrong, I love beef.  I just like a wide variety of tasty, innocent creatures.  At least I don't play with them before I eat them like my cat does! 

[goat starer]

not only do you want to eat me but now you are refusing to play with me as well! how mean 

[Opsa]

Is it okay if I just torture my tofu a while before i eat it?

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

I'm meanest to my vegetables.  I don't even kill them first - I eat them ALIVE!!!


I can still hear the screams

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

As long as they don't bite back...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Don't say that or you may make our dear goat faint:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg