Toadfish Anniversary week- Now We Are Four!

[Pachyderm]

Awesome plan! Giant Cake-Launching Catapults should be installed at strategic points around the Monastery, with suitable ammunition freshly baked weekly.

Dave L might want to use them to shoot at Santa, though.

[Sibling DavidH]

Oh, no!  Not .... the cake cannon.

[Darlica]

Nah, not a cannon, the exploding gunpowder will mess the it all up...

A Tartain Trebuchet perhaps?
And for close combat a Savarin Slingshot?

[Sibling DavidH]

A bell-mouthed bun blaster would keep the phantoms at bay.

[Swatopluk]

I am more for frisbee action with these objects

[Lindorm]

Ganache Guardians, intrepidly dodging the Briseé Brisades and Baba Ballistas?

[Aggie]

Oh, there will certainly be wailing and ganaching of teeth.