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How to Solve a Problem Like The World

Started by Griffin NoName, October 14, 2008, 07:22:03 AM

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Griffin NoName


1. Declare every country bankrupt and start printing new money.

I've seen it work for company directors so why not countries? But we'd all have to go together when we go. No more Icelands.
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4. Remove and incarcerate corrupt CEOs (that would be all of them, now that I think about it...).
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Quote from: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on October 15, 2008, 12:57:53 PM
3. Sell countries on eBay to the highest bidder

That's priceless !!  :ROFL: 

for non English native speakers - that's a collloquialism but explaining it sort of spoils the joke
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5. Have politicians fight wars while the public argues about a withdraw.
6. Make the rich pay for wars.

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7. Upgrade all human beings with Basic Empathy v.1.0 so that they feel the effects of what they do (or do not) unto others. For intransigent cases (and we all know who they are) mandatory upgrade to Empathy Plus 2.0.
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7.1 If for some reason the update is unsuccessful, any person incapable of Empathy 1.0 must be barred from positions of responsibility and/or authority on public, private and family positions.
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