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Pirate's Cove - Enter at your peril - Blaggards ahead! => General Piratin' Issues => Topic started by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2007, 12:32:20 AM

Title: Piralympics
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2007, 12:32:20 AM
Time ter be desyinin a logo fer the 2012 Piralympics.

Submit yer logo ere an be selected owt o thowsands. No tyme ter lose.
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 05, 2007, 09:45:37 AM
Do we get 400.000£ like fer t'e London Olympics?
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Black Bart on June 05, 2007, 10:06:43 AM
Who the bleedin ell do you think you are mate...SAATCHI & SAATCHI? ;D
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 05, 2007, 02:13:31 PM
Struth, them arty tipes allus be snipin at eech other.

Think o the honor, the gloria, the self-marketin oporchunity.
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: DaveL on June 06, 2007, 12:49:39 PM
YArrr,

Where's yer furry native animals? We had lots of em for Sydney. What's the world coming to?
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: The Black Spot on June 06, 2007, 01:30:49 PM
Quote from: DaveL on June 06, 2007, 12:49:39 PM
YArrr,

Where's yer furry native animals?

Gah! We shot all the buggers centuries ago. Plenty o' rats left though.

Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Aggie on June 06, 2007, 02:44:08 PM
Quote from: DaveL on June 06, 2007, 12:49:39 PMWhere's yer furry native animals? We had lots of em for Sydney. What's the world coming to?

Aye, but aren't all yours deadly?  Our Canadian wildlife are much more cuddly, like the grizzly bear, polar bears, cougars, rattlesnakes, wolverines, porcupines, skunks.... ;D
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Kiyoodle the Gambrinous on June 07, 2007, 09:45:55 AM
Quote from: Black Bart on June 05, 2007, 10:06:43 AM
Who the bleedin ell do you think you are mate...SAATCHI & SAATCHI? ;D

Nay, I'm KIYO & KIYO, wealth liberators and grefik disegners grephik designars ltd.
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: DaveL on June 07, 2007, 12:02:18 PM
Nothing can match the sheer genius of these hideous creatures Syd, Ollie and Millie!

HG and Roy (famous Aussie sports comedians) called them Syd, Ollie and Dickhead.

(http://www.gigglepotz.com/images/group_ani.gif)

HG and Roy even had  their own mascot called Fatso the fat arsed wombat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatso_the_Fat-Arsed_Wombat

:D ;D :D
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 07, 2007, 12:57:24 PM
Culd yer expxlayne ther sport that them S O Ds are depictin ?
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Aggie on June 08, 2007, 05:31:32 AM
Quote from: DaveL on June 07, 2007, 12:02:18 PM
Nothing can match the sheer genius of these hideous creatures Syd, Ollie and Millie!

Not even polar bears in cowboy outfits?!  (they were just retired last month)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Olympics-hidy-howdy.jpg)

Yay Calgary.  I feel a need to watch Mr. Reaper's Very Bad Morning.  :P
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Black Bart on June 14, 2007, 01:11:39 PM
YYYAAARRRR ye be all on the roight track me hearties but Ken Liversausage's ever hindustrious department have come up with this fellar as a mascot for the Pyralimpics.  Note how he is standin next to the real thing so ye can see how realistic he be...I give you...

Billy the Bilge Rat:

(http://www.lionbrand.com/archives/lbyarnblog3/rats.jpg)
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: DaveL on June 15, 2007, 10:29:48 AM
Quote from: Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock on June 07, 2007, 12:57:24 PM
Culd yer expxlayne ther sport that them S O Ds are depictin ?

YArrrr...

Oi thinks it was Synchronised Disco Dancin!
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: anthrobabe on June 17, 2007, 04:25:18 AM
what ever it is it must have a
large Eyepatch!!!

I get dibs on the eyepatch vending for these games!
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 17, 2007, 04:57:59 AM
Alright, As long as Oi get dibs of wooden legs!

WOODEN LEGS, only 30 cronan apiece (and that's cuttin' me own throat)!
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Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Griffin NoName on June 17, 2007, 07:43:16 PM
Yer moight foind Bluenose overtakin ye in sales of peg legs made o other materyals than wood !
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Scriblerus the Philosophe on June 17, 2007, 10:40:07 PM
He kin 'ave 'em. Wood is best. It's classical.
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Tanguerra on September 03, 2007, 03:36:18 AM
(http://www.blackenedangel.com/shop/catalog/images/tt_catpirate_s.jpg)

Yaaar! Merchandising opportunities aplenty fer all. We can foist all manner of rrubbish on te public.
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: DaveL on September 03, 2007, 07:19:27 AM
YArrr...that Bleedin Tiddles! Now he's got his own merchandisin!
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Tanguerra on September 03, 2007, 07:46:55 AM
Arggh, and an agent an' all.

I had to promise 'em 10% on this lot of rubbquality merchandise produced by sweat shop genuine qualified tailors of Porstmouth.

Guaranteed ter last up to 10 minutes after point of purchase an all. This should net at least 50 dubloons per a hundred pieces mateys, dependin' on me cut from the pickpockets of course. 
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: anthrobabe on September 04, 2007, 03:35:35 PM
I always makes sure that the cheap thin elastic on me eyepatches will last at least until the suckers leave for the day- that way the fools can't find me and demand a refund they don't associat the breakage with me.

I can get them in lots of 12 gross for a goodish price an all so even with a 150% markup they are still reasonable.
I want to be sure and reserve a booth space by the entrance/exit to the novice sword fighting event- that way I can swindol serve both the visitors and the athletes.
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: Tanguerra on September 07, 2007, 04:13:52 AM
Yaaar! What with the percentage deal wot has been hammered out with the Consolidated Pickpockets and Cutpurses Union, we should do very nicely indeed.
Title: Re: Piralympics
Post by: anthrobabe on September 07, 2007, 03:07:33 PM
OI!!
I gots tha pickpocket guild(aka Consolated Pickpockets) in me pocket-- so no problum wif them. They's does a straight 4% back into tha kitty and it all rounds out.
so just got that Cutpurses Union to force into compliance negotiates wif.

Them clothin items should do verrrrrry well -- black and red bein good piratein colors an all
red so tha blud don shows so bad
and black sos no one can tell(cept) by tha smell ye 'avent done ye warsh in a while.