Remember this?

[Black Bart]

YYYYAAARRRRR Me Hearties I be savin toim by doin a Double Broadside...I has got two computers runnin...One with verganza on and one with the Toadfish Monastry!

AAARRGH...If only me Hook were more versatile I could actually type on both keyboards...loik a latter day Rick Wakeman!

[Griffin NoName]

Eh Bart lad, as ye erd o windows? it be expensif on ther macheenes ther way ye be doin it.

[Bluenose]

Yarr, don't be listenin ter 'im Bartie Boy.  Stick wiv Portholes Avarsta, it be the proppa Operatin System fer pirates.

R'gards,

R.U. Serious
Manager, Customer Relations
Scumsoft
Third green door on the right, behind the brickworks,
Portsmouth

[Black Bart]

Eh Bart lad, as ye erd o windows? it be expensif on ther macheenes ther way ye be doin it.

AAARRRRRR...It be the Irish blood in me veins (all Welsh people are a bit Irish!).  Now I comes ta think on it, I baint be needin two ships either...one fer sailin East and one fer sailin West!   

AAARRRR mind ye don't go cross eyed wiv all them windows open:

Window 1. Toadfish
Window2. Verganza (tis a pile o crap theses days)
Window3. AAARRRRRGH Bay
Window4. AAAARRRMAZON
Window5. Cronan proximity meter
Window6. Treasure Web Cam
Window7. Madame Fifi's Web Cam

Tis enough ta make me Eye Patch mist up!

[Griffin NoName]

Sounds like ye need a bigger monitor.

[Black Bart]

Talkin of chaps with big monitors...feast yer eyes on Capn Dart ere from Second Life...he be sportin the latest in Bling Eye patches!