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[Black Bart]

"I'm here to answer piratey questions!, I have extensive knowledge about Piracy not only in the Caribbean, but the Barbary Pirates, Asian Pirates, and Fictional Pirates as well!"

A Quote from the long lost archives of Pirate Lore...now lets have some questions that do it justice...

[Griffin NoName]

Wot be the max nummer o peg legs per pirate?

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5876

That was one of the funniest threads O'ive ever had the pleasure of respondin' to.

If he wants a serious section to display his extensive knowledge, this be the place. Do you think he would come here?

[Sibling Chatty]

Oi wunner if he ever heald from the flayin' that Administrator give 'im? Right tough ol' bird...

[Bluenose]

Oi 'ad fergotten that thread, thanx Bart fer remindin us!

BTW, Chatty the position o' Auntie-at-Arms is still vacant on me ship, wuld ye be innerested?  Th' pay be lousy, but ye get all the hard tack ye can eat (me crewe won't touch it, except when needin ammunition fer boardin parties, even the weavels leave it alone, so there be plenty) plus if ye 'elp owt wiv me duties at PPPS ye get a case o' Captain's Delight a week fer ye efforts.  Wotdyer saye?

[Sibling Chatty]

Aye, Oi be needin' a good job, seein' as Oi been laid orf down ter the Courts fer impersonatin' a Judge. Oi had been workin there as th' matron fer the Ladies Jail. Oi'd be insulted, but they be proposin' me fer judge next appointment toime, as Oi not only cleared the docket, Oi had 'em scrubbed and painted as well!

That AllBertie Gonzales be a sneaky little sucker. Messin' wif the legal system loike that kin be dangerous! Oi'd not be amazed if ol' Mad King George promotes him fer it.

[Griffin NoName]

OI, Oi be askin a serius qwestiun an non o u can be bovverd ter answer. Ye jest blether on bowt summat istorical an even ther perl o wisdom wot start this topic be unable ter answer.

appen it be me wot nose most an ye all be stoopid.

[Black Bart]

Wot be the max nummer o peg legs per pirate?

Hang on give us a chance matey...ye knows how slow we be on the Quest!

Number o peg legs...duuuurrrr...if I looks down I can't see me legs fer belly so I'll ave to guess...er, shark bit one o em off, er is it somethin to do with that clonkin sound what keeps followin me around on the deck?

clonk, clonk, clonk, clonk, clonk...

Five?

[Griffin NoName]

That be more like it. Oi likes a pirate wot nose is stuff.

[DaveL]

YArrrr...

Our friend never came back after we tickled his ribs.
It was Black Spots knockin' shop comment that threw 'im. Well that and the schlacking Auntie gaves 'im.

Arrr, but he was also in big trubbles from meself and Auntie over 'is comments about a certain exclusive folk in Pennsylvania. Summit about 'em not payin'taxes and not cleanin up after their horses.

Oi thinks by the time he started that thread, we wuz ready to rumble wifs 'im.

Arrrghhh the good ole days!

[Bluenose]

Oi be agreein wiv ye Cap'n DaveL, thems were definitely the days, till that little self important stuck up poncy ....  (uurrrmmm, sorry Oi fergot we doan talk abowt it over here.)

Anyways, back ter peglegs, I doan see that there be any limit on th' emount o' peglegs per pirate.  Oi bin collectin 'em for years now and Oi reckon Oi got the best colleckshun this side o' Tortuga.  At last count Oi 'ad over three thousand - traditional whittled pine, stainless steel, novelty peglegs, roight up ter a set o me famous Mk4a (Mod 27, build 329, service pack 4) thermo-nuclear football peglegs from the Piratica FC World Cup campaign last year. Arrgh, them were a roight loverly set o' peglegs them were.

Cap'n Bluenose

[DaveL]

YArrr...

Speakin of legs, Oi can't say Oi've ever seen a girly pair of peglegs. Peglegs arn't exactly ooozing wif feminine charm now are they?

Ever heard a Pirate 'woof whistle'** a girl wif a wooden peg leg?

YArr!

** Aussie slang warning Woof Whistle = whistling at some hot babe walkin down the street.

[Aggie]

Oi dunno...  these are on the shapely side:



**Up here it's 'wolf whistle'.  But we have wolves...

[Griffin NoName]

wolf whistle here too

great legs

[DaveL]

YArrr...

We only have Tasmanian Wolfs and they're extinct. Oi may also haves been mislead wifs me spelling.

Those legs look hot BTW!