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Pirate's Cove - Enter at your peril - Blaggards ahead! => Serious Piratin' => Topic started by: DaveL on May 26, 2007, 10:39:08 PM

Title: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: DaveL on May 26, 2007, 10:39:08 PM
YArrrr...

Wif all the kidnapping goin' on in these here parts, Oi thought it be only appropriate that we invent a few of our own.

Here be an awesome Ransom Note Generator for the busy kidnapper.

http://www.stevenolte.com/ransom-note.html

SenD   YeR   MOneY   to   MR   DavEL,   oR   MaYOR   KeIth   GETS   IT
Title: Re: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: Griffin NoName on May 26, 2007, 10:53:24 PM
200   cronan   OR   DaveL   NEVer   GeTS   Ter   weAr   ThE   pINK   drESS   AgIN
Title: Re: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: Black Bart on June 05, 2007, 03:58:51 PM
HaNd OVeR YEr TReAsUrE oR I'Ll inTrODuCe  yE tO ERaZeR
Title: Re: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: Calico Jack on June 08, 2007, 10:23:41 AM
I is senDing yE one eaR takEn From yeR nAVAL captAin give yE 200 crOninS or i wIll cuT Off is b........
Title: Re: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: Black Bart on June 08, 2007, 11:41:18 AM
HaND    ovER    YeR    duBLoONs    or    Ye    wILl    Ne'r    sEE    YeR   wIG    aGIn.

(hurry up cos it stinks!)
Title: Re: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: anthrobabe on October 05, 2007, 07:08:36 PM
HaNd   oveR   ThE   BoOty   asap   oR   YouR   PARROtT   Walks   THe   plaNK   iNTo   ShArk   iNfested   WAters.

Title: Re: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: Swatopluk on October 06, 2007, 11:23:03 AM
Be   pRePARed   tO   say   goOdBYe   TO   Your   FaNCy   waIsTcoat,   sHould   ye   FurtHer   AbstAin   FRoM   swEaTING   oUT   The   LiL   yELLOW   rOUND   oNES.
Title: Re: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: anthrobabe on October 06, 2007, 01:27:33 PM
YoU   kNOw   thE   PArT   OF   the   MaP   tHat   WaRnS,   "HeRe   tHErE   BE   mOnsteRs"-   weLL   YOU've   REAChEd   THat   pArt   OF   tHe   mAP.   TurN   bAcK   NOW.   NO   furtHeR   wARNinG   WIll   be   GivEN.
Title: Re: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: Black Bart on October 08, 2007, 01:21:07 PM
Arrrrr Prominent Pirate I knows who ye be, hand over the cronans or I will spill the beans
Title: Re: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: Pachyderm on October 09, 2007, 08:07:42 PM
OI   KNOWS   WHeRe   YEr   treASuRe   Is   bUrried,   CouGh   Up   THe   DuBLoONs,   oR   OI   sellS   The   mAP...
Title: Re: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: Bluenose on October 09, 2007, 10:34:46 PM
OnE   MilLion   DuBlOOns   OR   ThE   StILLmAsTer   gets   It
Title: Re: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: The Meromorph on October 09, 2007, 11:04:28 PM
CrOnANs oR DuBloOns! IT maKes NO NEvermINds tEr mE!
FiLL mE 'oLDs wi' TrEAsURe, oR tHe BLoOdY BadGEr wILl Be aTHwARt yER bEAm!
Title: Re: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: Pachyderm on October 10, 2007, 05:29:57 PM
OI   KNoWs   WHeRE   YE   hauLS   OUt   Ter   De-BARnacLe   An'   suCH.   KEepiN'   the   SEcRet   WiLl   cOST   ye   in   non-SeQuEntAIl,   Low-denoNiNAtion   (weE   numBERS,   See)   DubLOOnS....
Title: Re: Ransom Notes of Note
Post by: DaveL on November 17, 2007, 11:53:28 PM
HanD over yer FisHeaD STew recipE Or YEr eNtirE conSUmeR POpUlacE GEts it! (Even more than if they just eat the stuff, which might take some doing)