It was a dark and stormy night

[Griffin NoName]

In this book I will endeavour to explain the British Sense of Humour. The final chapter will attempt to explain why this is the most saught after characteristic in the Lonely Hearts Ads and how this causes cross-cultural dates to fail.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

It was suposed to be another normal day at the Bingo hall, but fourty five minutes into what seemed to be the best game of Dallas' life, he realized... there was no H34 space.

[Swatopluk]

This book will not help you with your life or even give you hints how to better terrorize the neighbourhood. In other words, this is a pure piece of art, the higest possible actually.

[beagle]

Congratulations! You are the first person ever to read page one of "Lady Chatterley's Lover". Everyone else just sees where this book falls open.

[Swatopluk]

I don't expect you ***beep, beep, beep*** to actually reach the last page of this but since you stupid ***beep, beep, beep*** have already paid the price (or somebody else who was even more stupid), it does not interest me in the least. Gotcha ! ye ***beep, beep, beep, beep, beep***!

[Alpaca]

Snape killed Dumbledore.

[Swatopluk]

Nothing to read here. Put the book away.

[Alpaca]

The sun's explosion wiped out any trace of Earth.

[Swatopluk]

Unfortuynteöy wes xopuld not afoprdah lector, so qwmaybe afe w7zzhypros are suiotll inthe ytxtect

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It was an opaque and rainy night...

[Griffin NoName]

Novel Writing (Live From Wessex)

[beagle]

"So Watson, you don't propose to invest in South African securities."
"Er, yes I do actually."
"Bollocks".

[Swatopluk]

This is a treatise on fundamental theology written by noone else but the great and only Paris Hilton.

[anthrobabe]

My life as an employee at JPL (Jet Propulsion Laboratories).
by Kent Couch

[Opsa]

The following is a transcript from one afternoon in an employee break room at a shoe store.