Competition Results

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

Depends: do nuns blame you when their liquor goes "missing"?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Don't know about the nuns, but I'm always the first one to blame at home...

[Griffin NoName]

If the Martians arrive they will think humans are obsessed with alcohol.

[Aggie]

We rather are - and any culture that does not use alcohol is generally MORE obsessed.

And we keep searching Mars for signs of alcohol-of-hydrogen (protonol?).

[Swatopluk]

We ARE the Martians! (Quatermass and the Pit)

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Sometimes, when I wake up, I feel like I've fallen from Mars.

[Swatopluk]

Have you eaten too many Mars bars?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

Never been to a bar on Mars.

I didn't know they had some over there.


Probably because they have only water and no alcohol there.

[Swatopluk]

There are alcohol and formic acid in outer space (no drunken ants yet found though)

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

So that's where I put them!

[Griffin NoName]

In the Mention the Universe more than anyone else competition, results are as follows:

Agujjim 14

Griffin NoName The Watson of Sherlock 12

Opsanus tau 6

Sibling Chatty and Swatopluk 4

goat starer and Sibling Lambicus the Toluous 3

Carl Ne the Shoeman and beagle 2

anthrobabe, Aphos, bluenose, Sibling Zono, The Meromorph all managed to mention it once.

Dissapointing results. Let's do better next time. But congratulations to Aggie.

[beagle]

Carl Ne the Shoeman and beagle 2

The universe is so last year.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

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Now I've beaten them all...

[beagle]

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(I have this feeling sooner or later someone is going to mention disk space and bandwidth, but congratulations to Griffin on launching a new arms race)

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

For universe sake! What in the universe were you thinking? That a universe of words reduced to a single universe is a valid universe set? When I went to the university I was exposed to a more universal universe, at least to come with a universe more rich and diverse. Hence I will ignore that universe of universe words so universally repeated, and claim that only the universe of those who use the word in a more universal context will be counted as winners and rulers of the universe!

May the universe in you accept the universality of this universal post which, in the universe of posts out there, joins all the stars in the universe.