Toadfish Monastery

Might I have the towns attention please!
Thank you


The Admiral Benbow  is hereby closed until Wednesday week.
It will be burned to the ground at dawn due to the conditions found in the galley.

When Head Ale Wench and part owner Anthrobabe arrived home from crab fishing in the Bering Sea and saw the state of the galley she screamed and her words upon recovering  from her swoon were; "Pelicans in the sink!" Where upon she fainted again - sources say she spotted the bats roosting in the pizza oven. Upon being carried to her bunk aboard her ship she revived shortly and declared; "I'll just have to burn it. Nothing else to do but burn it flat and rebuild"

Souvenirs may be taken by one and all.

Next edition---
Where did the crabs in Anthrobabes bunk really come from anyway?

Thank you dearest!

An oive jus ben to me galley a hind tha  bri--- ol miten 'ave to burn that please.  Down. Whot  'ave ye lot being up too a thar?

My darling ye kin Ave awl tha  crabbes ye wants!
Theys  even stuffed in me bunk!
Wuduv nevir finked on wigglin in me bunk wood be ah bayd ting.

Yups r Qwerty be awl growd up.
She be a beyotiful an proper foin lass.
Luverly couple.

Y'all I have a daughter who will be 28 on March 1st.
In 3 years I will celebrate the 20th anniversary of my 29th birthday.
My baby daughter will be married 3 years in April.

Halt time! Halt I say!

Here in the United States we refuse to go Metric like nearly all the Globe--;therefore I was about 50 degrees F today , sunny. Very nice outside.

Griffin I would dearly love to see those fireworks over the Thames from your kitchen window one day.

I have begun to feel that it has something to do with my perception of my mortality.   

When this old heart heard of our Pieces- it sunk a while.
Drops bags.
Sigh.
I has returned forum crabbe  fysen in the Berlin Sea.
I will be at anchor.

Do not bring crabbe  which ye.

Here sez  the Qwerty be a marrin 'is  gurl. Foine newes.

It is flipping 59 degrees F here today. The weather man keeps saying there is a cold front on the way but it isn't here yet. I am in the library and at first they had the heat cranked up to hot and now it seems they have changed it to arctic and i'm a bit chilly---- and I am never chilly.

ARGH! I luves u awl![/size]


saucy gert be tryin to phurchase a howse-- thar be lots o paper workin-- tirin out an awl-- but vary vary exhiting!

It has been 2 years and there is a hole there in time and space that is empty.

The wenches at the Admiral be doin a freestyle ale mug hoistin event.
Last years winner in the full mug life and press was  our own Peg "pert peg "McBarnacle We also have Lucy"hairy chin" Culls entered in the keg rollin.

Bring it on!

Rutabagas!

I have moved and have 1 itty bitty marigold plant that survived it all and is growing as a grandchild (how many times now) of those Opsa sent me. 1 plant always makes more. It is way cute all by its self in the pot.

I adore Dr. Tyson.

Oh poor ill tomatos.

I have been to the 2 local farmers markets twice this season.
I love it.

None of them seem to have asparagus but they have some grown only 1 state over in the grocery store so not toooooo bad.