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#1
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
Last post by Swatopluk - May 14, 2024, 08:30:53 PM
A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for an opportunity to use her new prayer beads to help with the monstrous deeds that her highly disreputable fourth cousin, a misstep of epic proportions, enacted while no single individual within the House of Thurn and relevant areas having any sign of being involved, the President of the musical society, planned to end their tumultuous relationship before any of their appendages exploded.Consequently, no sentients were unconsciously condescending members of the unconsecrated bishops in Konstanz upon Sea but the bishopric of Devil's Vale (Austria) had a non-violent outbreak of scurvy in connection with dietary frugality inspired by monastic over-interpretation of
#2
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Last post by Swatopluk - May 14, 2024, 08:29:59 PM
Sounds like pagan libations in disguise  ;D

Another "liquorist controversy" ?

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#3
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
Last post by Swatopluk - May 14, 2024, 08:22:26 PM
droplet infection
#4
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Last post by Griffin - May 14, 2024, 06:23:19 AM
It's not necessarily spilt wine. There's a part of the service where everyone dips their finger (usually the little finger) into their wine glass once as each plague is read out and then shakes the wine off the finger whereby it lands wherever it falls, which could be on one's book, but most commonly the table cloth, although some families have their wine glasses (these are miniture glasses) on little saucers where people shake the wine off into the saucer. The calling out of the plagues is great fun. Blood, Lice, Blain, Locust, Scurvy, and so on (I have invented some here).

Last I wonder if eBay is the way to go? Post
#5
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
Last post by Griffin - May 14, 2024, 06:09:15 AM
conspiracy
#6
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
Last post by Griffin - May 14, 2024, 06:06:46 AM
A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for an opportunity to use her new prayer beads to help with the monstrous deeds that her highly disreputable fourth cousin, a misstep of epic proportions, enacted while no single individual within the House of Thurn and relevant areas having any sign of being involved, the President of the musical society, planned to end their tumultuous relationship before any of their appendages exploded.Consequently, no sentients were unconsciously condescending members of the unconsecrated bishops in Konstanz upon Sea but the bishopric of Devil's Vale (Austria) had a non-violent outbreak of scurvy in connection with dietary frugality inspired by monastic
#7
Games and Jokes / Re: The Last Post Game!!!!
Last post by Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) - May 14, 2024, 02:30:35 AM
Quote from: Swatopluk on April 25, 2024, 01:04:24 AMI don't know whether dunking a book into those three liquids increases the longterm sales price though
Depends on the buyer.

Last I'm sure there is a market willing to pay top dollar [privately] Post
#8
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
Last post by Sibling Zono (anon1mat0) - May 14, 2024, 02:23:34 AM
birther scheme
#9
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
Last post by Swatopluk - April 26, 2024, 10:33:33 AM
A new crepuscular anteater found solace in tapping syncopated rhythms using its front teeth and certain keepers held barely back by wire entanglements installed by nefarious and malodorous penguins.  Meanwhile, within a crenellated battlement on top of a gothically inspired garden shed the multifarious congregation of dispassionate but elaborately coiffed and manicured chow chows held a conference of (to them) unknown importance. The head gardener waved incessantly during every episode of the Coronation Comedies before any ceremonial heralds were able to overcome and conquer the ever present yet well hidden banjo playing striped marsupials whose fur - mottled as the major lepidoform hexapode - stuck their hair straight without any discernible or even identifiable sign of nodular protuberances anywhere to accompany their dark and irritating lice. This development called for an insincere acknowledgement of the underlying and syncopated prolonged alterations of magnificent and luminescent lion manes that had ignominiously begun to sprout superficially adipose red lice infested with azure tapeworms.  Resplendent with luxurious overcoats ornated with Swarovski crystals, FrangiPhangi II, the recent High Priestess of fabulous and rabulistic natural ablutions, made an unprecedented appearance at the palatial Palace of the Palatine Hills with her entourage of resplendent and voluptuous pond-maids while her daugther waited for an opportunity to use her new prayer beads to help with the monstrous deeds that her highly disreputable fourth cousin, a misstep of epic proportions, enacted while no single individual within the House of Thurn and relevant areas having any sign of being involved, the President of the musical society, planned to end their tumultuous relationship before any of their appendages exploded.Consequently, no sentients were unconsciously condescending members of the unconsecrated bishops in Konstanz upon Sea but the bishopric of Devil's Vale (Austria) had a non-violent outbreak of scurvy in connection with dietary frugality inspired