Guess the Movie

[Swatopluk]

I think it qualifies as actually old.

Sorry madam, but your insurance policy does not cover acupuncture anymore.

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[Swatopluk]

I take the silence for cluelessness.

Good evening madam!  The Green Nightmare Crocodile asked me to be its stand-in tonight

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[beagle]

Not much idea.  It seems Dr Jekyll/Dr. Caligari/Nosferatu type vintage, but don't think it's any of those.

[Swatopluk]

You are going into the correct direction.

I think I need a shower right now!

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[beagle]

Still not much idea.

"Floor tile grouting for nuns - II" ?

[Swatopluk]

Maybe the convent was not actually the best choice, Ophelia.

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[beagle]

Nope. No idea. Call me nunnist, but nuns all look the same to me.

[anthrobabe]

well is it a Hamlet with vampires or the undead or something? 

[Griffin NoName]

Looks like Zork Nemesis with Nuns to me.

[beagle]

well is it a Hamlet with vampires or the undead or something? 

I didn't know whether the character's name is Ophelia, or whether it was a Swato joke on the "Get thee to a nunnery" line.

Perhaps Ophelia faked her own death, and after brief careeers as a pilot, spy and pole dancer did indeed join a nunnery where she didn't take too well to Holy Orders and now stalks the corridors looking for members of Scandinavian royal families to slaughter.*


*If that's not it then the film rights to this plot are still available from Beagle Film Inc.

[Swatopluk]

Just a Hamlet allusion. The nun remains unnamed iirc.
But Scandinavia is not completely off mark (no royalty murdered though)

The cards tell me that this stupid movie will end in a few minutes.

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[Opsa]

"Hairdos of the Damned"

[beagle]

Something by Ingmar Bergman?

Sound of Music II - What do we do with a psycho like Maria?

A cut price version of Checkov's Three Sisters by a director on acid?

[Swatopluk]

It's pre-acid
Not Bergman (but he might have been inspired by it)

The rich little matchgirl is doing her act at home (the guy in the top hat from above will enter in a few seconds)

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[Sibling Chatty]

'Pyromaniacs on Parade"?