Pleasurable Brain Chemicals

[Griffin NoName]

Looking for......"True Quantum Leaps"...... in "Personal Self Awareness"*?

Want to know what pleasurable brain chemicals you might be missing out on?

Look no further. The answer appears to be here.


*sounds pretty scary to me

[Alpaca]

I'm kinda tempted to get myself the demo CD...

[Sibling Chatty]

Brain chemicals??

I'm all screwed up on serotonin, but what I REALLY need is some brain bleach.



AHHHH, much better...

[beagle]

Look no further. The answer appears to be here.

You've found a way past that parental filter we put on your computer haven't you?

And why the hell have they plastered most of the "e"s in dehydroepiandrosterone with acute accents?

Interestingly there are some medical papers in this area along the lines of "hypnosis can give a blue tinge to vision" and "Binaural beat audio has the potential to decrease acute pre-operative anxiety significantly". 

Try it out cheaper here.

Personally I'll stick to Floyd.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

One of these days? 

[beagle]

Good choice. The ideal pre-surgery stress-reducing song, possibly complemented by "Careful with that axe Eugene".

[Sibling Chatty]

Heh...

Prior to my last surgery, when they had to re-sterilize the OR because a tech sneezed all over it, I was bombed out of my mind and MY pre-surgery song, sung with the anesthetist, was The Lumberjack Song. We interspersed the verses with the Dead Parrot sketch and some Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BDA!!

Other pre-op patients were either amused or dismayed. i was high enough to not care!

I love Demerol...

[Griffin NoName]

Yeh the parental filter seems faulty. I keep getting all kinds of carp showing up

But why stick to pre-surgery-stress?

Oh I know why. If I continually sing the Lumberjack song to avoid stress at all times, I'll probably be locked up.

Who invented the Lose-Lose Society?

[Black Bart]

I gets loads of nice 'Brain Chemicals' courtesy of Messrs Fuller Smith & Turner of Chiswick Brewery. 

[Griffin NoName]

Aaaar!! That be a foine brewery. But twer even better when they delivered by horse and cart! Bar! Modernisation !

[Black Bart]

Yep I think Youngs have retired the Dray Horses as well.  But I believe Wadworths still use the horses:

[Griffin NoName]

Aaaaaar! Tis a turribel state o' haffairs wen ye onlee 'av wun subject on yer mind! That sign in the pikture likely sez Woolworth