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#1
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
July 03, 2010, 10:46:48 PM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)

Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestris without first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the nuclear arsenal behind the lonley palm of Lolita Schmitterwammermeister.  Soon the confections melted, leaving naught but a nasty lingering odour that crept like an ethereal millipede into every Tortugan crevice.

Man Friday quickly reconsidered his relationship with Freya and decided against deodorant, choosing instead to regulate his libido by smearing weasel extract mixed with shrew venom all over her curly gelded poodle called Ranger. The wretched Princess Cariboo, eldest daughter of King Kong, sang in her bath, thinking of the Pope's red shoes and fantasizing - Pegnose Throgmorton took advantage
#2
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
July 03, 2010, 10:20:53 PM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)

Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestris without first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the nuclear arsenal behind the lonley palm of Lolita Schmitterwammermeister.  Soon the confections melted, leaving naught but a nasty lingering odour that crept like an ethereal millipede into every Tortugan crevice.

Man Friday quickly reconsidered his relationship with Freya and decided against deodorant, choosing instead to regulate his libido by smearing weasel extract mixed with shrew venom all over her curly gelded poodle called Ranger. The wretched Princess Cariboo, eldest daughter of King Kong, sang in her bath, thinking of the Pope's red shoes and fantasizing
#3
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
July 03, 2010, 12:12:27 AM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)

Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestris without first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the nuclear arsenal behind the lonley palm of Lolita Schmitterwammermeister.  Soon the confections melted, leaving naught but a nasty lingering odour that crept like an ethereal millipede into every Tortugan crevice.

Man Friday quickly reconsidered his relationship with Freya and decided against deodorant, choosing instead to regulate his libido by smearing weasel extract mixed with shrew venom all over her curly gelded poodle called Ranger. The wretched Princess Cariboo, eldest daughter of King Kong, sang in her bath, thinking
#4
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
July 02, 2010, 06:03:55 PM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)

Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestris without first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the nuclear arsenal behind the lonley palm of Lolita Schmitterwammermeister.  Soon the confections melted, leaving naught but a nasty lingering odour that crept like an ethereal millipede into every Tortugan crevice.

Man Friday quickly reconsidered his relationship with Freya and decided against deodorant, choosing instead to regulate his libido by smearing weasel extract mixed with shrew venom all over her curly gelded poodle called Ranger. The wretched Princess Cariboo, eldest daughter of King
#5
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
July 02, 2010, 10:57:01 AM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)

Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestris without first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the nuclear arsenal behind the lonley palm of Lolita Schmitterwammermeister.  Soon the confections melted, leaving naught but a nasty lingering odour that crept like an ethereal millipede into every Tortugan crevice.

Man Friday quickly reconsidered his relationship with Freya and decided against deodorant, choosing instead to regulate his libido by smearing weasel extract mixed with shrew venom all over
#6
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
July 01, 2010, 04:59:00 PM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)
Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestris without first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the nuclear arsenal behind the lonley palm of Lolita Schmitterwammermeister.  Soon the confections melted, leaving naught but a nasty lingering odour that crept like an ethereal millipede into every Tortugan crevice.

Man Friday quickly reconsidered his relationship with Freya and decided against deodorant, choosing instead to regulate his libido by smearing
#7
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
July 01, 2010, 04:36:22 PM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)


Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestris without first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the nuclear arsenal behind the lonley palm of Lolita Schmitterwammermeister.  Soon the confections melted, leaving naught but a nasty lingering odour that crept like an ethereal millipede into every Tortugan crevice.

Man Friday quickly reconsidered his relationship with Freya and decided against deodorant, choosing instead
#8
Games and Jokes / Re: Word Association Game
July 01, 2010, 02:45:36 PM
yardstick
#9
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
July 01, 2010, 11:28:39 AM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)


Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestris without first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the nuclear arsenal behind the lonley palm of Lolita Schmitterwammermeister.  Soon the confections melted, leaving naught but a nasty lingering odour that crept like an ethereal millipede into every Tortugan crevice.

Man Friday quickly reconsidered his relationship with Freya and decided
#10
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
July 01, 2010, 08:20:59 AM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)


Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestris without first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the nuclear arsenal behind the lonley palm of Lolita Schmitterwammermeister.  Soon the confections melted, leaving naught but a nasty lingering odour that crept like an ethereal millipede into every Tortugan crevice.

Man Friday quickly reconsidered his relationship
#11
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
June 30, 2010, 04:06:11 PM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)


Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestris without first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the nuclear arsenal behind the lonley palm of Lolita Schmitterwammermeister.  Soon the confections melted, leaving naught but a nasty lingering odour that crept like an ethereal millipede into every
#12
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
June 30, 2010, 02:09:17 PM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)


Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestris without first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the nuclear arsenal behind the lonley palm of Lolita Schmitterwammermeister.  Soon the confections melted, leaving naught but a nasty lingering odour that crept like a
#13
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
June 30, 2010, 09:06:54 AM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)


Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestriswithout first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the nuclear arsenal behind the lonley palm of Lolita Schmitterwammermeister.  Soon the confections melted, leaving naught but a nasty lingering odour
#14
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
June 30, 2010, 08:11:52 AM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)


Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestriswithout first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the nuclear arsenal behind the lonley palm of Lolita Schmitterwammermeister.  Soon the confections melted, leaving naught but
#15
Games and Jokes / Re: Two word story
June 28, 2010, 04:41:54 PM
The Twelfth 4 (don't you mean 2) to the power of 5-th Chapter of the Continuing Saga (this is after all the 32nd installment). Indeed, sorry. 42.5 would also be possible.  (Why don't we just go with sqroot of 1024?)


Upon seeing five ships with paisley (not Ian) patterned sails go sailing west by north west half south around the lagoon, Skipper Farnsworthington at Dimwater Point hoisted his mauve flag heavensward and saluted.  The malodorous banner bearer from The Southern Ghashwamibishi jungles penned his excuse for jaywalking outside the United Chimneysweep Association, saying that it was legal in Tortuga but not that popular with the Eduardian children who can't digest such unusual subspecies of Lumbricus terrestris without first addressing the Pope's encyclical Ebrietate Afflicto. Most unusually, 3 stoned chimneysweeps objected: 'numquam ebriati, semper fidelis and up yours, matey!'. Excommunication followed, also buckets of ice lolly sticks were dropped unto the third generation.  Fourth-generation power houses with nuclear-fuelled refrigeration plants appeared and ice lollies became illegal WMDs. Inevitably, world supplies of orange flavoured pork pies dwindled rapidly until only two remained in the corner shop