Swear Words

[Pachyderm]

Can't remember where I heard or read it, but have always liked

"Go take a flying f"£K at a rolling doughnut".


Standing waiting to cross the road the other day, and, when the little green man indicated, started to cross. Moron doesn't stop, and zooms through regardless. Followed down the road by, at full parade ground volume, "You flaccid bull's pizzle, how did you ever get a licence!?" I was quite pleased with that one.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

For mild swearing (that which is not deeply emotional) I have picked up "frack" and "frackin'" from Battlestar Galactica.

I use that all the time. 

Reading the topic I'm thinking on 'Go forth and multiply, you bloody autofellator'.

[pieces o nine]

Ah, flaccid is an excellent modifier, Pachy. It is particularly satisfying when used on no-neck, compensating-for-something, beady-little-eyes types...

[Sibling Chatty]

"Go take a flying f"£K at a rolling doughnut".

Vonnegut, Slapstick

Whole quote is:  "Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?"

[Pachyderm]

Thanks, Chatty. Have now tried saying the whole thing in a variety of accents and emphases. Maniacial suits it best, I feel.

Spoke to my Grandfather, and he remembered a phase used used by his Flight Sergeant back in the war.

"Yer arse and parsley"

He still has no idea why.

[Griffin NoName]

Rhyming Cockney?

[Pachyderm]

Don't think so, he said the FS was from Wales.

[Aggie]

"Yer arse and parsley"

Sounds roughly like the expression "Your ass is grass".

[Darlica]

I use swear words a little too much, especially when I'm stressed out.
Of cause I mostly swear in Swedish, equivalents to words like devil, Hell, Sh** are quite common.

"Vad i fridens perlargon blommiga kalsonger" would be my favourite cussing, like Chatty I aim for the confusing factor, roughly translated it means something like: What in Peace geranium patterned underpants!

Gordon Ramsay's TV programmes are a good source of English swear words I think.
So are some forums "F*** you (him/her) with a shovel, sideways" comes from some bright mind at a Role-playing forum I used to read.

I mostly stay a way from gender/sex based swear words, for example if you call a man the C word, I find that more degrading to women in general than to the man who it meant to degrade. Why? Well  I don't think it's fair to our C***'s do resemble them with someone stupid, coward, meanor  what ever. I know that at least mine doesn't deserve that.

"Bitch" is to me a female dog, and most of the time a quite loveable creature unless you mess with her young ones or she has some other equally good reason to put her teeth's in your behind.

The only sex based word I do use is "Di**head" and it is in my world reserved for men that thinks more with their genitals than their brain.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

The only sex based word I do use is "Di**head" and it is in my world reserved for men that thinks more with their genitals than their brain.

So, basically, you call every man you meet a d!ckheat, then?

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The only sex based word I do use is "Di**head" and it is in my world reserved for men that thinks more with their genitals than their brain.

So, basically, you call every man you meet a d!ckhead, then?

It is said that men think on sex at least once every 7 minutes; in that regard most of us are d!ckheads .

It is also said that a man that is capable of thinking on something else for more than 7 minutes is called an 'intellectual'. Therefore I cannot claim to be an intellectual myself. 

[anthrobabe]

my mothers mother was born in 1902-- she had 13 children- they all lived, at home, had to be fed three times a day (or more), etc--oh and add in my smeggin grandfather as well (ass hat man)anyway this woman's strongest word--ever- was
flitter! those 7 letters brought terror to our hearts as children
we'd be doing something and we'd hear
Oh Flitter! and we knew that we had better appear and confess or stay out of her way. She never hit, never yelled, none of that mess-- just Flittered us into sort of ladies and gentlemen.
I use it myself on occasion......

I think f***tard it a pretty good one as well.

[Sibling Chatty]

The only sex based word I do use is "Di**head" and it is in my world reserved for men that thinks more with their genitals than their brain.

So, basically, you call every man you meet a d!ckheat, then?

Probably only if they ACT based on those though patterns...

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

LOL!

I just noticed I miss-spelled "d!ckhead" as "d!ckheat".

Was that a unintentional typo?

In that, friction is created when things are rubbed, and a d!ckhead is likely to rub things for the obvious reasons, and thus become a "d!ckheat"?

Or is it that all those thoughts lead to "brain fever" ^{_{(what? there's brains involved? Surprised...)}}

I could go back and edit, but.... it's funnier this way, if unintentional.

Chatty, I think that it's a GOOD thing that most humans have some inhibitions.  For we ALL have odd and weird thoughts from time to time-- sometimes all the time.

But, our inhibitions keep these from coming to the surface (usually).

I saw an analysis of habitual criminals, and these sorts seem to lack this "inhibition factor" and give in to their impulsive thoughts.

[Sibling Chatty]

That's why there are Louisville Sluggers, freezers, wood chippers and Large Hungry Alligators...

Some of us don't really trust the "criminal justice system.".