Ack! I got up this morning and there was a weevil on the wall. :o
I caught it in a wine glass and gave it fatal alcohol poisoning.
Catch a few more and you'll have enough for a biscuit.
MURDERER!
Yer jus' jealous - ye's been trying to get that drunk fer years!
Yarrrrr...
Do yer have any nice cheese to go with that? It looks delicious!
ya know wif 'bouts a hunnert more ye kin make ya a marinated kebab. i prefers grand mariner meself but drown em marinate em in ye choice o bevrage.
(seriously soak your kebab sticks in the stuff-it does not take much like a few teaspoons( maybe a bit of water to stretch it if needed- in a long flat dish and plop those babies in and let em go for a while---- mmmmmmmm)
or just make marmalade (http://www.recipezaar.com/7765) wif it!
Yummy Yummy.
Spread on hot buttered toast and say AAAAAARGH!